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I could easily lift you over my head.
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Sep 27, 2014 06:41
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I just had sex. For reals. With a woman. Not my anime pillow for once.
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Sep 27, 2014 07:40
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I can put acronyms in the correct order
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Sep 27, 2014 07:42
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I could totally have gone pro, I just chose not to.
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Sep 27, 2014 13:08
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I woke up early today all by myself and now I have a whole Saturday to goof around 
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Sep 27, 2014 16:24
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I set a world record in Assassin's Creed.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:40
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My Steam library is bigger than yours. My dad could beat up your dad.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:44
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I've never misspelled a thread title.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:56
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I have a Probe.  You need a little background for that one. The above was said by one of my brother-in-laws buddies (who was in his late-twenties at the time) to one of my wife's friends (who was a senior in highschool). He was referring to his Ford Probe, which he had done some customization on (IE: added a spoiler). He was thoroughly laughed at and quietly added to the list of people to never be left unattended around... pretty much anyone.
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Sep 27, 2014 17:30
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Today I pooped and there was only a medium amount of blood.
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Sep 27, 2014 18:05
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I was a roadie for Weird Al for one show and I got to chill with the band and hold his accordion.
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Sep 27, 2014 18:46
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I can totally drink literally all of the alcohol. All of it. In one sitting. Like, totally.
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Sep 27, 2014 19:06
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I talked to an American Gladiator on the phone once.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:34
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I destroyed the vile Red Falcon and saved the universe. I consider myself a hero.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:42
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I have never revealed the Wu Tang secret
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Sep 27, 2014 23:14
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I get to be at work on a Saturday but all I'm doing is watching TV. Collecting that sweet - rear end OT
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Sep 27, 2014 23:49
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Sep 30, 2014 04:23
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I can poop whenever I need to even in public toilets
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Sep 30, 2014 05:20
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The length and girth of my phallus is adequate.
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Sep 30, 2014 05:49
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I'm a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:48
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He can do a handstand.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:53
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I once became so rich in Morrowind that I kept a bowl of diamonds by the door like a loose-change bowl. I have at least three interesting* stories that aren't about my videogame accomplishments! * stories may not be interesting My family owns stock* in Shell. * to the tune of about £130 I have my name in the credits of several AAA videogames!* * as a QA drone I once sold* autographed pictures of myself! * for about 50 pence each
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Sep 30, 2014 06:55
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I can deadlift over 200 lbs and I built my own computer. These achievements are not related.
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Sep 30, 2014 11:53
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I was able to eat almost all of it.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:14
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I won a fight one time.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:19
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I am posting on the most sophisticated information network ever on Earth and these words are being brought to you by the same device that brings me unspeakable pornography. Later I will order bulk candy and shoes made by children and a person in tiny brown shorts will place them at my door. The most effort I have to make is to pick it up and bring it inside my house that is too big for me and is heated by unrenewable resources. I will take next week off of work, still be paid and will spend nearly the entire time getting day drunk and finger painting.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:17
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I can ride a bike with no handlebars.
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Oct 1, 2014 05:02
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I'm drought and famine resistant
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Oct 1, 2014 05:14
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i sung on stage with my favourite* band *at the time
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Oct 1, 2014 08:47
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I can flare my nostrils independently. I can always shake exactly the desired number of pills from the bottle. I met the mom from Family Matters once.
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Oct 1, 2014 09:07
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FreudianSlippers posted:The length and girth of my phallus is adequate. On the opposite end, the length and girth of my phallus is above a average 
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Oct 1, 2014 12:18
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I won the chess club speed championship with a perfect score, 11 wins 0 losses 0 draws.
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Oct 1, 2014 14:48
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rear end in a top hat casserole posted:I can ride a bike with no handlebars. But can you keep time with no metronome?
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Oct 1, 2014 15:09
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ToxicSlurpee posted:But can you keep time with no metronome? Well, I can see your face on the telephone.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:35
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I'm your father edit: I banged your mom 
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Oct 1, 2014 15:57
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I held the world record time for 100%ing Banjo Kazooie for a while. I was 12 at the time
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Oct 1, 2014 16:11
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For years without 99% of the people I meet even noticing - I have gotten away with being TOTALLY NAKED underneath my clothing.
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Oct 1, 2014 17:17
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I was the youngest licensed amateur radio operator for a while for my state
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