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Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

okay try this out for size...


u are on a lifeboat with pop star lady gaga for several weeks. after starvation and hallucination begins to take hold, she asks u if she can eat part of your leg, which is already basically useless because it was badly broken when your luxury yacht broke apart and sank after being attacked by somalian pirates

what would u do?

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
beat it her to death with it

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
if she tried to bite my leg I'd poke her face

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Only if I can eat her dick op

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
my weakened starving body would probably not be able to tolerate the shock and blood loss of having my leg sawed off so gaga might as well kill me first

anyway, my answer is yes

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Wouldn't I have died from dehydration long before several weeks

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Yeah absolutely.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Dely Apple posted:

Wouldn't I have died from dehydration long before several weeks

you've been drinking the blood of her backup dancers up until then

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


I'll eat her dress.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
Why can't I eat her? when we're found by some porch-geese 8 months later I want the book deal not that bitch

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Pretty much yeah

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Yarr, for 16 shillings I'll let 'er have 'er way with me! :yarr:

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
She can eat her own legs.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
People still mention this pointless flash in pan?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rapman the Cook posted:

People still mention this pointless flash in pan?
look, when you care about something for no reason for a long time, you don't just suddenly stop caring about it. sunk care fallacy

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Rapman the Cook posted:

People still mention this pointless flash in pan?

please don't mention cookware, i'm so hungry

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Rapman the Cook posted:

People still mention this pointless flash in pan?

So you think you know better than Lady Gaga huh

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Rapman the Cook posted:

People still mention this pointless flash in pan?

I really liked Artpop

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5db2sy3ZSc

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
my penis is a limb. she can gobble on it

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
if my luxury yacht crashed and sunk id p much kill myself dog so she can eat w/e she want

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