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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
No loving way. Even if she weren't really famous she's pretty enough she'd have better options. :btroll: :smith:















I'm gonna leave the low-hanging fruit joke there for someone else to pick, or else this thread will be nothing but a flash-in-the-pan parody thread and/or people whining about how fat and ugly they are.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
definitely not

dunno if that's a good or a bad thing

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
:gas:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Im not bad but i figure i'll never meet her and that she could do much better. I'd make her eggs in the morning though.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
im really cute looking, she would def gently caress me, but i'm gay so we would just cuddle and talk poo poo about all our friends.

naem
May 29, 2011

She might I'm not bad

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
she will im loving great

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Ke$ha is a classy woman

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Helpimscared posted:

Ke$ha is a classy woman

but not apparently an assy woman

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Frostwerks posted:

but not apparently an assy woman

she a flatassy woman

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
i look like mick jagger so yes

sadly that means any woman with taste wont

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I could be keshas fat guy dream, so fingers crossed

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Hey, dumbfucks: she doesn't use the $ anymore.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Pulp Can Move posted:

Hey, dumbfucks: she doesn't use the $ anymore.

that's too bad because it's sticking to her whether she likes it or not.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
She's free to self-identify.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Pulp Can Move posted:

Hey, dumbfucks: she doesn't use the $ anymore.

someone stole the cash right out her name, das cold

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Prob not

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Pulp Can Move posted:

She's free to self-identify.

like that matters lol

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise
I'm super creepy Rob Lowe and I have cable

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
No she would not and I would be very upset when she says so.


hth OP

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