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It was a nice day out. The weather was crisp and the sky was clear; the perfect fall weather. I had just finished doing my work out for the day (I'm up to a thousand crunches woo!) and I decide to drop by my favorite coffee house. I order my usual, a latte with two extra shots of espresso. The barista is super cute. and we chat for a little while. After I say that I really should be getting to work she gives me a wink and writes down her number for me. Score! I put it in my wallet next to my business cards. Ill give her a call later and we can probably get some reservations at Espace or some where else. I keep walking. It was such a nice day I decide to take a longer way into my office. Some poor homeless man stops and asks me for some money. Me: You want some money for some food? I take out my wallet Me: This what you need? Him: Yeah, I'm really hungry Me: What happened to your job? Him: I lost it Me: I'm sorry to hear that. Whats your name? Him: Al Me: I hate to say this but you've got a negative attitude, you've got to get your act together. I'm going to help you He began thanking me as I reached into my pocket. Me: You know something Al you reek of poo poo. You know what a loving loser you are? I then proceeded to stab that man to death and then stomped his dog for good measure. I am Patrick Bateman
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Animal Crossing is a stupid game and your a bad person for playing it. But ty for taking care of poor people
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Sep 29, 2014 01:37
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I just made a terrible thread too, so you have my sympathy.
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Sep 29, 2014 01:38
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tldr
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Sep 29, 2014 01:40
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im gay patrick bateman.
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Sep 29, 2014 01:48
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More like Patrick Gayman
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Sep 29, 2014 01:50
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you should kill yourself if you unironically listen to video game music
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Sep 29, 2014 01:55
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enzeen posted:im gay patrick bateman. DEAR RICHARD posted:More like Patrick Gayman I need you to clean your vagina
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Sep 29, 2014 01:55
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i'm gaytrick pacman
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Sep 29, 2014 01:59
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The movie was so much better than the book, imo. Bret Easton Ellis kind of sucks.
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Sep 29, 2014 02:00
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Jose Oquendo posted:you should kill yourself if you unironically listen to video game music why a lot of it is pretty good when a good orchestra plays it
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Sep 29, 2014 02:00
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Moridin920 posted:why a lot of it is pretty good when a good orchestra plays it do the needful and slit your wrists
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Sep 29, 2014 02:06
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Moridin920 posted:why a lot of it is pretty good when a good orchestra plays it trap sprung
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Sep 29, 2014 02:18
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Jose Oquendo posted:you should kill yourself if you unironically listen to video game music I have a bunch of crush 40 on my ipod 
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Sep 29, 2014 02:24
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Who the gently caress says to himself, "Hmm yes, I think I am gonna put that Animal Crossing album on for my ride to work"? loving huge nerd
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