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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
n/t

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Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Yeah, you couldn't hold a candle to Martin Luther. gently caress off.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
This is the worst thread I've ever seen.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

FrumpleOrz posted:

This is the worst thread I've ever seen.

its p bad

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
fuckin coin purse crusaders thinking they can just buy their way to a sick k/d

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
"why dont u translate the bible to german?!"

uh i dont speak german you f***ing douche why would i need a g-d german bible

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
aduhhh i'm totally gonna give this pope human being 500 gold coins to get an imaginary chariot with a matching towel for its garage in some place that doesn't even loving exist

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i too have a dream: that the op stops posting threads

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Gas thread, murder op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

John Denver Hoxha posted:

aduhhh i'm totally gonna give this pope human being 500 gold coins to get an imaginary chariot with a matching towel for its garage in some place that doesn't even loving exist

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

gently caress Your Website posted:

Gas thread, murder op

op has popular support among the commons tho

ops death may lead to revolt

please reconsider your eggscellency.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

John Denver Hoxha posted:

aduhhh i'm totally gonna give this pope human being 500 gold coins to get an imaginary chariot with a matching towel for its garage in some place that doesn't even loving exist

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
can't wait 'til I have plat and I can report for mouthbreather poo poo like this thread

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

lol.

Pillow Clerk posted:

can't wait 'til I have plat and I can report for mouthbreather poo poo like this thread

Your mom is probably asleep by now, make it happen, loser.

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
Mom is nocturnal, actually.

Don't worry, though. I am a self-sufficient adult, so I think I will be okay.

naem
May 29, 2011

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i am passing a human head out my anus, please advise

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

Quickscope420dad posted:

i am passing a human head out my anus, please advise

Are you sure you're not giving birth? It's a remarkably similar process.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Pillow Clerk posted:

Are you sure you're not giving birth? It's a remarkably similar process.

if i am giving birth then it is sheer coincidence that it's happening after i shoved a severed head up my rear end, any more advice?

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
gas thread, nail 95 feces on op

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

Quickscope420dad posted:

if i am giving birth then it is sheer coincidence that it's happening after i shoved a severed head up my rear end, any more advice?

You were probably impregnated by the severed head. Did you use any kind of protection in your rear end from the severed head? Bad luck if no, it is very unusual to become pregnant through the rear end.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Pillow Clerk posted:

You were probably impregnated by the severed head. Did you use any kind of protection in your rear end from the severed head? Bad luck if no, it is very unusual to become pregnant through the rear end.

I didn't use protection since the head told me it was clean

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
hmm I'm stumped. Post pic so I can better advise you tia

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Pillow Clerk posted:

hmm I'm stumped. Post pic so I can better advise you tia

i'd rather retain anonymity since i have a highly recognizable rear end, sorry

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

Quickscope420dad posted:

i'd rather retain anonymity since i have a highly recognizable rear end, sorry

That's okay. It sounds like a nonlethal, transient condition, so I think you'll be fine. Best of luck and God Bless!

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Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

ban op for antisemitism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jews_and_Their_Lies

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