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A toothbrush an easily be sharpened into a improvised weapon with a bit of elbow grease.
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Jonny 290 posted:i dunno how true it is but ive heard of new inmates having to provide their conviction paperwork to the biggest dude on the block or else you're auto suspected of being a molester lol no, this isnt true generally ppl dont ask what you did cuz its rude and sex offenders are outed by the COs
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Shh.
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Oct 1, 2014 00:02
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Ban this dude plz
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Oct 1, 2014 00:09
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Guy Fleegman posted:When I woke up the next morning, I kinda sorta noticed that all my cellies were white. Later on, when they were taking us to grub, we all stood up and en masse walked out into the common hallway. We were told to form a line and "grab a shoulder" which put us an arms-length behind/in front of the next guy. We began walking down the hallway when the lead officers screamed out, "LINE! ONE SIDE! BACKS AGAINST THE WALL...RIGHT!". lol
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Oct 1, 2014 00:09
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Pretty much par for course: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyGlCGqAgw0 
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Oct 1, 2014 00:19
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I think bitcoin would be perfect for a prison economy.
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Oct 1, 2014 00:29
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i already wrote it out . sucked tho and i was just there not even 24 hours
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slept with the lights on in the holding cell with about ten other drunks and got asked if i was in a satanic cult during finger printing because of my tattoos then they sent me to general pop for a day until i got bailed out. i spent the day sleeping on one of those mattresses you used use to take naps in kindergarten. not that bad except it cost like three grand to get charges dropped.
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Jonny 290 posted:i dunno how true it is but ive heard of new inmates having to provide their conviction paperwork to the biggest dude on the block or else you're auto suspected of being a molester Also the guards will inform on sex offenders. Everybody needs a hobby. And anyone taking this very serious thread seriously or needs to go to jail for their dirty deeds please read HidingFromGoro's prison megathreads. This one is goldmined for a reason. More here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3331921 http://lfeffortposts.wordpress.com/2011/07/08/prison-nation/
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Oct 1, 2014 00:47
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I got a ticket for havin sex in public and had to pay $666 to the court so I wouldn't go to jail
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Oct 1, 2014 00:53
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NakedWithCandy posted:I think bitcoin would be perfect for a prison economy. Nah, smokes and handjobs are way too stable a currency to be replaced with something so volatile.
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Oct 1, 2014 01:45
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Three-day weekend in jail: dormitory arrangement, about as dull as it gets. Night in jail: put in a two-man holding cell with some guy who had a bunch of cocaine. He shared it because I had all the cigarettes. He flushed it when they moved us to a big open cage with a bunch of other people. there was no place to lie down, so we all got to listen to the yapping drunk all night long. But it was funny when he found out that the guy next to him had killed somebody.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:19
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I heard about a guy that was with someone about to lose his feet to diabetes. This was not his fault, He was rich and his wife liked to be rich too. Before this all happened the laundromat business started to fail. So a pact was made. You kill me, I kill you. The guy was a liar.
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Oct 2, 2014 01:48
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im posting from in jail right now, and my opinion is that you should have considered offering goku as a joke option rather than or in addition to im gay you're gonna get hosed up in the shower tomorrow bitch
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Oct 2, 2014 01:50
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Ive been in over night lockup a few times. It kills your weekend
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I will do what I learned on lockdown: -immediately join a gang -upper body exercises until I am johnny bravo -make a shiv out of tightly bundled and burned plastic then: -stab your bitch rear end as soon as I get the chance.
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Oct 2, 2014 01:58
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Justin Godscock posted:Nah, smokes and handjobs are way too stable a currency to be replaced with something so volatile. Also you avoid a liquidity trap since the currency literally goes up in smoke/jism.
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Went for three days when I was around 19. They kept me in the drunk tank for the first night and then sent me to my own cell for the next two nights. (I wasnt drunk it was a pre arranged 3 days for a 90 day sentence, 87 days suspended) The drunk tank was fine, all the black guys were picking on a white guy who was wearing a suit with timberlands, apparently he got tossed in right after he lost his case. The cell was terrible, it wasnt bars it was a solid door with no way to see anyone outside until they brought food -- cold sandwiches and potato soup. One of the guards looked exactly like Al Bundy so that was a bit of fun.
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As a well to do white male I have nothing to add to this discussion.
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