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the pandas like 'thats it dudes, we're done' and we keep loving with them we should let them go gracefully rather than pumping them full of viagra and showing them porn
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Ddraig posted:the pandas like 'thats it dudes, we're done' and we keep loving with them you literally want to help nazi war criminals?
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its a carnivorous animal that suddenly decided to start eating sticks and it cant loving digest them properly so has to spend 99% of its time eating them so it cant find the time to gently caress even if it wanted to god drat there isn't an animal on this planet dumber than a panda
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Ddraig posted:
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you raise a very good point
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Zzulu posted:literally nothing cool will be invented during our lifetimes except a hundred new versions of Iphones
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im excited to the max about the new iphones!
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don't worry maybe ebola will kill half the world population and we can enjoy the surplus resources and economic boom (for the lower classes) as labor suddenly becomes scarce again just like the black plague did for European peasants. just you know, don't die.
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i wonder if the black plague labor shortage was directly or indirecty responsible for the relatively advanced automation found in late medieval europe. i dunno how the timelines work out
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Quickscope420dad posted:yeah but tigers are gay counterpoint: gay is... good?
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So are we pretty much going to either die, or end living up in dystopian megablocks?
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Zzulu posted:literally nothing cool will be invented during our lifetimes except a hundred new versions of Iphones now hold on a second you're forgetting about the ten-thousand new versions of andrdoidS!!
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SniperWoreConverse posted:i'll feel bad when tigers all die. Don't worry, we already have the technology to replace them.  
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skeletonotherkin posted:So are we pretty much going to either die, or end living up in dystopian megablocks? u wont but your kids will but u wont ever have sex so dont worry about it
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Zoe posted:Don't worry, we already have the technology to replace them. destroy mankind
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a creepy colon posted:u wont but your kids will but u wont ever have sex so dont worry about it Hey now, I had sex several times many years ago. I'd better be careful though and keep posting here in order to insure it doesn't happen again.
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Ddraig posted:also wtf is the deal with the panda it looks cute and its a licenes for china + zoos to print money i look forward to evolution promoting cuteness as a species survival trait
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its gonna be cool when i'm an old man and fish and bananas still exist and temperatures are the same as they were when i was a child and i get to sneer at all of the people who spent their lives desperately warning me about stupid imaginary bullshit
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for real though lol if you think humanity can actually come together to do anythign at all about global warming, let alone anythign effective
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Oops... this was from a few pages ago.PlantRobot posted:i thought this thread would be about fall hahahahahahahahahahahaha You mean make less short-term profits for the greater good? You loving ADORABLE goon. 
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Ddraig posted:the pandas like 'thats it dudes, we're done' and we keep loving with them i believe the plan is to select for horny pandas until the species becomes unfit for display in public zoos at which point we banish the sexpandas back into the forest e: i also believe the sarcmark is the future
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Even though there are only like 5 left or whatever and they refuse to gently caress, pandas still outbreed this entire forum for decades to come
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sharks die whenever they eat or bite australia's sacred animal, the surfer so the underwater environment gets out of whack with shark death, sort of like wolves in yellowstone, but the opposite meanwhile surfers are continually allowed to breed, naming their children jaydon, kyly, rebekka or jai
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Terminal Capitalism
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toggle posted:sharks die whenever they eat or bite australia's sacred animal, the surfer hopefully teh looming jellyfish explosion will take care of them
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Zoe posted:I've always wanted to eat a polar bear steak, is there still time? Have the liver instead it is much more delicious.
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Cream_Filling posted:hopefully teh looming jellyfish explosion will take care of them the ocean is a fickle mistress
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toggle posted:sharks die whenever they eat or bite australia's sacred animal, the surfer eating australians is the only worthwhile things sharks do and one of the very few reasons to keep them around imo
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Ddraig posted:eating australians is the only worthwhile things sharks do and one of the very few reasons to keep them around imo as an australian i agree with you. the world needs less aussie surfers named jaydon
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bluewedge posted:Terminal Capitalism
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Lawman 0 posted:Combat nihilism These people have their environmentalism, but they have their nihilism as well--they keep both kinds of goods in stock and find a use for each.
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Should've killed whitey
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Kyrie eleison posted:its gonna be cool when i'm an old man and fish and bananas still exist and temperatures are the same as they were when i was a child and i get to sneer at all of the people who spent their lives desperately warning me about stupid imaginary bullshit nobody's claiming the dieoffs are due to climate change, not even the study authors it's just habitat destruction and pollution
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doesn't matter jesus is coming back in my life time
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Kyrie eleison posted:its gonna be cool when i'm an old man and fish and bananas still exist and temperatures are the same as they were when i was a child and i get to sneer at all of the people who spent their lives desperately warning me about stupid imaginary bullshit I can't quite figure out what exactly you are. Are you some kind of reboot of TobleroneTriangular, but you hang out in GBS rather than D&D?
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