The real reason none of you should get a flu shot

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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I always got sick with the flu just before or during finals week while in college. I think there was a few quarters in the spring that I didn't. But I never got sick outside those times :shrug:

And now I ride public transit to work which is a hot box disease vector of overcrowded bodies thrown into a humid train with terrible recirculation. i'll prolly get the flu shot this year since its better than the 100% guarente

Xaris fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Sep 30, 2014

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:13

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Xaris posted:

I always got sick with the flu just before or during finals week while in college. I think there was a few quarters in the spring that I didn't. But I never got sick outside those times

And now I ride public transit to work which is a hot box disease vector of overcrowded bodies thrown into a humid train with terrible recirculation. i'll prolly get the flu shot this year since its better than the 100% guarente

best flue shot is to just get sick and produce antibodies.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:05

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

I've never gotten the flu and I don't get flu shots. :smug:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:12

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Secks Cauldron posted:

I've never gotten the flu and I don't get flu shots.

But I also leave my parent's basement :smug:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:13

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Xaris posted:

But I also leave my parent's basement

I left my parent's basement for good well over a decade ago :smug:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:26

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

Secks Cauldron posted:

I left my parent's basement for good well over a decade ago

lol you haven't left your parents basement in a decade

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:27

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Tsinava posted:

the best part about this is she's faking it.

are you just saying or was this true

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:30

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Don Tacorleone posted:

are you just saying or was this true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45-famr_Zk

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:32

monkey: Jan 20, 2004; by zen death robot; Yams Fan

Xaris posted:

I always got sick with the flu just before or during finals week while in college. I think there was a few quarters in the spring that I didn't. But I never got sick outside those times

And now I ride public transit to work which is a hot box disease vector of overcrowded bodies thrown into a humid train with terrible recirculation. i'll prolly get the flu shot this year since its better than the 100% guarente

You got the flu because lack of sleep fucks with your immune system. Sleep in every day and your body will just shrug off colds and flu.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:57

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Morkyz posted:

lol you haven't left your parents basement in a decade

yeah he did he moved up to his sisters room when she left for college

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:58

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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monkey posted:

You got the flu because lack of sleep fucks with your immune system. Sleep in every day and your body will just shrug off colds and flu.

Yeah probably, lack of sleep coupled with the stress of finals was probably what did me in during college

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:59

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

1gnoirents posted:

yeah he did he moved up to his sisters room when she left for college

I hope his sister is on birth control

# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:03

Dave Concepcion: Mar 19, 2012

Tsinava posted:

the best part about this is she's faking it.

wasn't she "cured" after drinking her own urine or something equally dumb?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:55

Phlairdon: Apr 15, 2003; If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Thanks for reminding me OP, I went and got the flu shot today. I'll let you all know if I come down with the autism.

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Cyberball 2072: Feb 17, 2014; by Lowtax

Flu shots are free at work but I tell them to save it for old feeble people.

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