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In one of those gnostic gospels the story goes that it wasn't blood and body Christ fed to his disciples but his feces and urine.
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Oct 1, 2014 06:14
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Gnostic apocrypha is loving insane and fun to read. Read the Apocryphon of John some time if you want to read some freaky rear end psychedelic 2nd century sci fi.
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Oct 1, 2014 06:19
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i wanna corndog jesus' butthole clarification: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=corndog&defid=1835829
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Oct 1, 2014 06:35
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He did, in fact poop, and this sound played every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI Like, that, just blasting out of the sky over sheepherder villages every time this one dude took a poop. That was the situation. Bluemillion fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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Oct 1, 2014 06:43
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i work with 2 jesus' they poop.
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Oct 1, 2014 06:44
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TOILETLORD posted:i work with 2 jesus' they poop. username/post/av combo
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Oct 1, 2014 06:45
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super weird I was just wondering this earlier today while pooping kinda liked the idea of a guy who's god and therefore has created the universe and everything in it, poppin' a squat in a desert
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Oct 1, 2014 07:14
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He is the son of man, He was flesh and ate and died so it's not a huge stretch to imagine a pre-resurrection jesus taking a wicked nasty poo poo and scraping out the poop with his left hand like a loving indian or soomething.
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Oct 1, 2014 07:25
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the last supper had a second coming along the side of the crucifix made it more jesus-y pfs Write fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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Oct 1, 2014 17:20
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the gnostikoi say NO https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentinus_(Gnostic)quote:Jesus while on Earth had a supernatural body which, for instance, "did not experience corruption" by defecating, according to Clement
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Oct 1, 2014 17:59
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Benedick Cuckold posted:pretty sure this is actually a matter of legitimate theological debate in some circles Also, When you poop, poop in a hole and then cover it up - because God might step in it while he's out walking around. Dt. 23:12-14 God's not happy about bodily fluids lying on the ground - the punishment for ejaculating on the ground (instead of in your sister-in-law) is death. Gen. 38:9-10 joat mon fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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Oct 1, 2014 19:38
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no hes been holding it in for millennia
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Oct 1, 2014 19:53
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you're thinking of that George RR Martin novel
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Oct 1, 2014 20:19
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I bet he gave Mary a hot Karl
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Oct 1, 2014 20:42
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vyst posted:I bet he gave Mary a hot Karl it was called the bethlehem steamer back then
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Oct 1, 2014 20:43
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What's the thing with wine, transubstantiation? It's like that, but with poo
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Oct 1, 2014 20:43
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LifeSizePotato posted:it was called the bethlehem steamer back then A hot Joseph
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Oct 1, 2014 21:31
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all of his poops were immaculate
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Oct 1, 2014 21:45
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joat mon posted:Not since the 4th Century. See Docetism Not leaving puddles of jizz and piles of poo poo all over the ground is a pretty good rule for any civilization. We've all been downtown and seen this rule broken, but it's an ideal to which we can aspire.
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Oct 2, 2014 01:07
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