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Tumble posted:Reading goon opinions on facial hair is like listening to assistant managers at Wal-Mart talk about what the best luxury car is. Quit eavesdropping on us and get back to work rear end in a top hat.
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Nah, my opinion is the best. Trixie Hardcore, as the sole female goon, will you back me up on this?
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Oct 2, 2014 18:51
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Juicy jheri curls that should be kept away from open flames
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The result of the original poll was "goons will watch star trek episodes no matter what so their opinions are invalid". The last thread was comprehensive enough to make this thread completely unnecessary and I don't have the energy to make elaborate jokes about Riker's beard for pages and pages again. Oh, word?!
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Oct 2, 2014 20:34
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Riker is cool. Beard is better. Shaved is a little too eager.
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Oct 2, 2014 21:18
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Stubbly because it hurts just a little bit.
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Oct 3, 2014 02:48
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<- hairy chin with some regularly scheduled maintenance
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Oct 3, 2014 02:49
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No hair is kind of creepy but full hair is like doing a tour in Vietnam.
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Mariana Horchata posted:<- hairy chin with some regularly scheduled maintenance pics?
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Oct 13, 2014 07:33
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I just love Will Riker. All shapes and sizes, hairy or not, I care not for these things so much as the content of their character. I have been to Risa and Orion, and I have seen the promised land.
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Oct 13, 2014 18:47
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Yivgev posted:star trek are gross Yeah I don't even know. They act like they expect me to think they're all futuristic and civilized and stuff, but if they're so advanced how come Picard is still bald??? Maybe the truth is that the future aren't as great as they think!111
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Oct 13, 2014 19:00
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Also the correct answer is braided OP you dumb poo poo
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:people who don't like star trek are hosed up weirdos OP, and should be executed imo. sci-fi is an important part of the modern world, and sci-fi is smelly and ugly when dystopian. thanks, you can close the thread now Seriously, there is always that one weird contrarian hippie person who really strongly argues in favor of The Original Series and The Animated Series and never brushing your teeth or wiping your rear end. Why is there always that one weird disgusting hippie? It is like a trekkie archetype.
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Oct 13, 2014 20:15
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is Riker on a paleo diet thing too? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoOfjGqo5EY
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Oct 13, 2014 21:29
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Both ways are fine, if you ask me. They have their merits. Don't expect him to have a big beard and then get straight to the good episodes, though. No no no. Off to Encounter at Farpoint with you. No quickie episodes either. Seasons one AND two.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:44
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Refusing all Riker seems like a resentful way of lashing out at the world or something
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Oct 13, 2014 23:00
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I like my riker like i like my pussy, trimmed but with a hairless friend. qtiyd
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Oct 13, 2014 23:02
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Why in hell is shaved winning. Shaved Riker was a weird creep who dates holodeck women. Beard Riker is a fun laid back dude who plays trombone and owns at poker.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:15
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Riker's beard so good, Data grew one.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:42
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This thread went from zero to hero as quickly as Riker between season's one and two.
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Oct 14, 2014 00:29
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I think beards are generally gross, but Riker just doesn't look right without one. I am in a hell of my own design.
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Oct 14, 2014 00:32
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Alas Boobylon posted:the worst is when a commander has no hair at all naturally you're like get away from me you loving mollusk Lurk more
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Oct 14, 2014 05:48
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don't make this thread about women you loving heteros
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Oct 14, 2014 06:06
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Alas Boobylon posted:the worst is when a commander has no hair at all naturally you're like get away from me you loving mollusk A hot bald chick is still hot you goof
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Oct 14, 2014 06:07
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Voted beardless Riker, but thought better of it. Thank God the vote isn't close, not sure how I'd have lived myself if beardless Riker won the opinion poll of my fellow GBS denizens.
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Oct 14, 2014 06:11
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 I can't just commit to one configuration.
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Oct 14, 2014 06:48
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Beard is obviously the only choice. This is the most disappointed in something awful I've ever been. Even Picard didn't like beardless Riker.
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Oct 14, 2014 06:51
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I had an "emergency IT" call a few days ago and it was in some swanky hotel ballroom. the only person left there was a security guard in a tuxedo or something. he was watching star trek really loud. im almost afraid to type this out because he might be here and he'll definitely know exactly who I was and might get like, pissed off because im insinuating he is a loser
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Oct 14, 2014 07:00
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donut posted:
what the...
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Oct 14, 2014 07:13
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Code Jockey posted:what the... Joke's on you, that's not really Will Riker.
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Oct 14, 2014 08:41
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Delsaber posted:O'Brien will never be goldmined. However, if there's ever a Commander Riker thread, it'll be goldmined within three pages.
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Oct 14, 2014 08:56
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gently caress that was a depressing moment.
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No beard Beard  It's too tough to decide.
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