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he should ride up and down the urinal row no-hands pissing in all of them
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Oct 5, 2014 16:09
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Woz made some pretty awesome stuff. The Apple II is one of the most important pieces of technology created. That said, Jobs is the one who figured out how to make billions of dollars out of it, so really, who's the genius? The answer is Woz because Jobs decided to cure his easily curable cancer with voodoo and fruits.
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Oct 5, 2014 16:24
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Jose Oquendo posted:Woz made some pretty awesome stuff. The Apple II is one of the most important pieces of technology created. That said, Jobs is the one who figured out how to make billions of dollars out of it, so really, who's the genius? A good story is how a young Jobs got Woz to solve complex circuit problem but then lied about the reward so Job could claim most it for himself. Yup even at a young age you could pretty much tell that Steve Jobs was upper management material.
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Oct 5, 2014 16:26
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Jose Oquendo posted:The answer is Woz because Jobs decided to cure his easily curable cancer with voodoo and fruits. I thought he had pancreatic cancer, and was about to go on a rant about how that is one of the hardest cancer to treat but then it turns out he had a neuroendocrine variant that's potentially curable but he willfully ignored all medical advice and opted for magical tofu what a colossal retard
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Oct 5, 2014 16:48
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oh wow! oh wow!
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Oct 5, 2014 16:55
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A group of people riding segways wearing helmets looks so goofy.
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Oct 5, 2014 16:57
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etalian posted:A good story is how a young Jobs got Woz to solve complex circuit problem but then lied about the reward so Job could claim most it for himself. Everyone knows that story. They worked at Atari and their boss wanted them to reduce the circuit count or chips or whatever for a game. Steve lied about the money and pocketed most of it. Woz doesn't remember but that's because his brain is swiss cheese.
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Oct 5, 2014 17:24
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Dave Concepcion posted:I thought he had pancreatic cancer, and was about to go on a rant about how that is one of the hardest cancer to treat but then it turns out he had a neuroendocrine variant that's potentially curable but he willfully ignored all medical advice and opted for magical tofu Jobs' doctor was also a family friend, and he literally cried with joy when giving Jobs the diagnosis because this was the only kind of pancreatic cancer with good treatment and survival options. Imagine his face when Jobs said "Nah, no treatment, I'm going to eat fruit and meditate it away."
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Oct 5, 2014 17:40
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Jose Oquendo posted:Everyone knows that story. They worked at Atari and their boss wanted them to reduce the circuit count or chips or whatever for a game. Steve lied about the money and pocketed most of it. Woz doesn't remember but that's because his brain is swiss cheese. ya and now the wozza, the wizza, the segway pissa!!!! is worth $100m and Steve Jobs is worth nothing cuz Jobs is dead Woz Wins Tumble fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Oct 5, 2014 |
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Oct 5, 2014 17:42
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Dave Concepcion posted:I thought he had pancreatic cancer, and was about to go on a rant about how that is one of the hardest cancer to treat but then it turns out he had a neuroendocrine variant that's potentially curable but he willfully ignored all medical advice and opted for magical tofu Jobs died like his products die: a unibody enclosure without any seams at the expense of easy repair options.
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Oct 5, 2014 18:05
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Dave Concepcion posted:I thought he had pancreatic cancer, and was about to go on a rant about how that is one of the hardest cancer to treat but then it turns out he had a neuroendocrine variant that's potentially curable but he willfully ignored all medical advice and opted for magical tofu Also one of the few good things about SV is it has good medical care options and lots of cutting edge research at places like Stanford/UC Berkley. However in typical west coast fashion Jobs instead decided to stick with alternative quack cures.
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Oct 5, 2014 18:21
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Woz made the best diskette drive. He is kind of insane.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:27
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Even with post plane crash brain damage Woz is still ten times the man Jobs was.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:33
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lonesomedwarf posted:if you have a segway and you drive/ride whatever it through an area with a lot of people on segways do they end up following you or is it just is the wozniak guy does it yes they form a group and charge at each other like rams until a leader is selectd and then they continue on their journey together families have been torn apart in this manner, patriarchs and matriarchs leaving home and never returning
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Oct 5, 2014 21:13
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Piss drops all over his segway
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Oct 5, 2014 22:44
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intellectual property funneled into the municipal void from atop a self-driven chariot epitomizes consumer tech. urinals are really just terminals used to access the sewers of the collective. sinks are for pissing only when there's already a stallman, and someone is pooping in the only urinal.
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Oct 5, 2014 22:56
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I want to know where steve wozniak would be, on a segway, with some half assed penny pinching bathroom like that one
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Oct 5, 2014 23:00
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As much as I hate segways, it's nice seeing someone who isn't being coy about the fact they're too lazy to walk.
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Oct 5, 2014 23:11
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bonestructure posted:Jobs' doctor was also a family friend, and he literally cried with joy when giving Jobs the diagnosis because this was the only kind of pancreatic cancer with good treatment and survival options. Imagine his face when Jobs said "Nah, no treatment, I'm going to eat fruit and meditate it away." this still makes jobs look like a dick lol
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Oct 6, 2014 03:42
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Izumi Konata posted:sinks are for pissing only when there's already a stallman holy crap stallman was there too? what kind of men's room attracts such luminaries? also if I saw stallman go into a bathroom I'd probably find another one to use because ewwww
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Oct 6, 2014 05:52
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Oct 6, 2014 07:45
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Whimsy posted:Jobs died like his products die: a unibody enclosure without any seams at the expense of easy repair options.
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Oct 6, 2014 09:22
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Robo Reagan posted:a tour of a segway seems like it would be pretty short but i guess tourists will pay for anything my campus had regular segway tours right through the middle of it. it was both hilarious and annoying as gently caress.
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Oct 6, 2014 09:50
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I'd like to imagine that Jobs died cursing his own stupidity, but like most successful corporate sociopaths he seems to have been incapable of rational self doubt
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Oct 6, 2014 09:58
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bonestructure posted:Jobs' doctor was also a family friend, and he literally cried with joy when giving Jobs the diagnosis because this was the only kind of pancreatic cancer with good treatment and survival options. Imagine his face when Jobs said "Nah, no treatment, I'm going to eat fruit and meditate it away."
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Oct 6, 2014 20:36
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huh weird, that's also my password
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Oct 8, 2014 06:52
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lazyman posted:huh weird, that's also my password its my catchphrase when i enter a room
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Oct 8, 2014 06:53
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Frostwerks posted:this still makes jobs look like a dick lol know it all west coast techie/rear end in a top hat boss killed by following quack cures instead of medically sound advice.
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