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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


God drat that was stressful.

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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Carlton Banks posted:

Cancer always wins in the end

:hellyeah:

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

FairGame posted:

Alright, I owe all of you a book report.

Be sure to take pictures of cosplaying vampires.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

zen death robot posted:

I'm going to love it.
gently caress you.

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
Dodgers are the only thing worse than the cards. Slightly less evil prevailed

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

zen death robot posted:

I'm going to love it.

Well at least someone will enjoy it :unsmith:

Syntaxed posted:

Dodgers are the only thing worse than the cards. Slightly less evil prevailed

Puig owns and makes old white sportswriters mad therefore the Dodgers do in fact Own.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Did Fairgame make a bet

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

FairGame posted:

If rosey saves this I will go see Dracula and write a book report for SAS
Yes

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Dude will never escape that pickoff

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown

FairGame posted:

Alright, I owe all of you a book report.

Actually makes the Cards winning a little more tolerable

Malaclypse
Sep 12, 2000

alone in the dark and scared always scared as hell

Kanish posted:

were gonna have a giants/cards nlcs arent we

In Barry's name (aaaand satan!) yes we shall!

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!
I think that inning gave me an irregular heartbeat.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

I hate baseball

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Ok, just gotta go out and beat the best pitcher alive.

Again.

For the fourth straight time.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

FairGame posted:

Ok, just gotta go out and beat the best pitcher alive.

Again.

For the fourth straight time.

Short rest though, so at least there's that.

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004

FairGame posted:

Ok, just gotta go out and beat the best pitcher alive.

Again.

For the fourth straight time.

If you do then the Kershaw playoff choker narrative will never stop. You know what must be done!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Way to spell bullpen, FS1

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

FairGame posted:

Ok, just gotta go out and beat the best pitcher alive.

Again.

For the fourth straight time.

Well if that doesn't work you can always beat a less-good pitcher later in the week.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Syntaxed posted:

If you do then the Kershaw playoff choker narrative will never stop. You know what must be done!

:getin:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


I won't be posting because I'll be at the game tomorrow! Can't wait. :snoop:

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

We'll be fine just need a shot at the bullpen tomorrow

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the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

edit: wrong thread

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