The Ninth Gate had some GOOD IDEAS

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Child raising, speaking to your kids about Satan Worshipping, it was a good guide for raising kids in thbe 90's/ 2000s

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DivvyO: May 21, 2001; Copa & Maxixe!

This is the one with Johnny Depp loving Roman Polanski's wife outside a burning mansion?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:06

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Yeah, then he walks into Hell for some reason I cannot remember

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:16

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

oh, 9th gate, i get it

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:18

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

one of my life goals is to grow the moustache johnny's got in that there flick

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:31

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

its an easy but effective impression of crazy when girls stare at you completely wide-eyed and smiling while they ride your dil in front of a burning castle and i have all my waifus do this for me

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:36

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

the book was p good

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:50

Dicere: Oct 31, 2005; Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Smoking and drinking alcoholic beverages around centuries-old texts is never a good idea.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:53

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Dicere posted:

Smoking and drinking alcoholic beverages around centuries-old texts is never a good idea.

none of the books survived that movie

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:54

Wicks: May 7, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

none of the books survived that movie

I wish they had abused the books more, like if Depp had beat someone to death with one or used it as a door stop or whatever. That would have been good.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:16

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Wicks posted:

I wish they had abused the books more, like if Depp had beat someone to death with one or used it as a door stop or whatever. That would have been good.

or if he had hollowed it out and it had a smaller but more profane piece of esoterica within it

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:34

Kosmo Gallion: Sep 13, 2013

In the book that black man with a blond afro is a Portuguese man with a moustache.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:56

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

The cowgirl position gently caress scene at the end could of been a tad more classy. That's all I remember from that movie.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:42

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Angelheart was better

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:43

Drunk Driver Dad: Feb 18, 2005

i really like that movie for some reason. i dont know poo poo about polanskis other movies, and that he is apparently a kiddy diddler. i just know i bought that movie a long time ago in the 5 dollar bin, and it's a really relaxing movie to get high and go to sleep too. it's got a good sound track and ambiance to it or some poo poo.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:44

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

its cool that polanski wanted me to see his fashion model wife simulate bangin a dude on camera. i appreciate him and i appreciate film

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:44

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

pixelbaron posted:

its cool that polanski wanted me to see his fashion model wife simulate bangin a dude on camera. i appreciate him and i appreciate film

uhm huhuh i think polanksi uh might be a pedophile mate i think you saw a child have sex with capt jack sparrow you gotta report it to the fbi im sorry

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:52

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Polanski drugged, then orally/vaginally/anally raped a 14 year old girl while Jack Nickleson's girlfriend banged on the door.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:58

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

then when he admitted his guilt and promptly fled to Europe a bunch of celebrities defended him and said that maybe it was wrong to judge him and the public was like :stonk:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:02

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Thsoe aren't good ideas though

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:08

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Professor Shark posted:

then when he admitted his guilt and promptly fled to Europe a bunch of celebrities defended him and said that maybe it was wrong to judge him and the public was like

A bunch of celebrities still defend him.

See also: Woody Allen

(Though in Woody Allens' defense (there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd type,) he didn't drug and rape anyone...just hosed and married his barely legal adopted daughter, and also possibly molested another adopted daughter when she WAS underage, though that's just allegations, no official charges have been brought against him.)

But still...hosed and married his teenage adopted daughter.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:11

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i dunno that seems like a great idea imo. esp inviting jack nicholson's girlfriend into the mix

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:12

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

I was very confused when you mentioned those things because I clearly thought "Those aren't good ideas :confused:

", then you followed up with the post explaining how that might have been misconstrued.

I recommend that you only post good ideas here though, there are some who might not have kept reading.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:12

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

any remember that running sketch GOOD IDEA BAD IDEA from animaniacs? now THTA was somethi8ng

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:17

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

GOOD IDEA having a catch with grandpa

BAD IEA having a catch WITH grandpa

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:17

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

nomadologique posted:

any remember that running sketch GOOD IDEA BAD IDEA from animaniacs? now THTA was somethi8ng

I remember singing the states song as a kid, but then tryign to learn the world's countries one was like fuckin impossible

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:18

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

1gnoirents posted:

I remember singing the states song as a kid, but then tryign to learn the world's countries one was like fuckin impossible

just go to show wyou which is more important

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:19

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

1gnoirents posted:

I was very confused when you mentioned those things because I clearly thought "Those aren't good ideas ", then you followed up with the post explaining how that might have been misconstrued.

I recommend that you only post good ideas here though, there are some who might not have kept reading.

very sorry i'm glad i posted that those were bad ideas before you did something terrible

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:23