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Dead Precedents posted:Like you hit every redlight or you almost died when a brick fell from a building kind of conspiracy? Yeah. Everything is near death.
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My curse is that i know what to do but people keep not listening to me. I am basically Cassandra but also a boy instead of a girl because Cassandra is a girl name. I don't think the last bit is a curse though.
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Oct 10, 2014 06:41
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Man face. Dude hands. A crippling crack cocaine addiction.
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Oct 10, 2014 06:49
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psyopmonkey posted:Man face. Sad. Coke is expensive.
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Oct 10, 2014 06:50
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redshirt posted:Sad. Coke is expensive. especially since she probably has to buy her own due to the man face
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Oct 10, 2014 07:24
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I'm a lazy lil bitch.
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Oct 10, 2014 07:26
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Oct 10, 2014 09:36
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the devil reefer
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Oct 10, 2014 09:37
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ruggedly handsome, but theres always someone better looking in the room
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Oct 10, 2014 09:43
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i am a chemist with butterfingers. i can't count how much glassware i've broken or how often i've spilled acid over my hands. i still love my job. 
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Oct 10, 2014 09:56
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a hole-y ghost posted:im just generally a fucker idiot
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Oct 10, 2014 10:11
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THS posted:im gay knew this was going to be posted, glad it was by ths and also was the first post
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Oct 10, 2014 10:13
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delusions of grandeur
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Oct 10, 2014 10:17
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I have a sore neck.
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Oct 10, 2014 10:27
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My enormous genitals, OP :iamafag: Also my inability to make original jokes. It wouldn't be so bad except even the ones I steal aren't funny
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Oct 10, 2014 13:14
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Go back to E/N
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Oct 10, 2014 14:06
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i cant habe seggs 
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Oct 10, 2014 14:18
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I have to sleep with all of my friends exes
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Oct 10, 2014 14:33
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I think maybe I'm the only person I'll ever really care about.
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Oct 10, 2014 16:38
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I am a great interviewer, but a terrible interviewee. I am going to be stuck at this job forever. 
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Oct 10, 2014 16:48
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my curse is that no matter what I do, every time I put on a t-shirt its always backwards. How does that happen every day!?
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Oct 10, 2014 16:52
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Demon Of The Fall posted:my curse is that no matter what I do, every time I put on a t-shirt its always backwards. How does that happen every day!? Try putting your T-shirts backwards on purpose and maybe they will start coming out frontwards.
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Oct 10, 2014 17:41
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whenever i try to say something i just make this horrible hollow shriek and hundreds of locusts fly out of my open mouth
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Oct 10, 2014 18:30
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My curse is continually ending up in a group text about poo poo i dont care about
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Oct 10, 2014 18:31
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Morkyz posted:knew this was going to be posted, glad it was by ths and also was the first post im glad of it as well
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Oct 10, 2014 18:38
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I can't turn down anything that's free. Also I settle for things too much. Are those related?
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Oct 10, 2014 18:43
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To be clumsy and banal beyond the point of parody.ocrumsprug posted:I am a great interviewer, but a terrible interviewee. At least you're getting interviews. 
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