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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:bsdsnype:

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




^^^ :smugmrgw:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XrzQDwEE0k

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Elder Postsman posted:

what's a scrum

a miserable pile of stickies

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

you're sports suck kiwis

don't you also have netball?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




and sailing too thanks LARRY

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Blackula69 posted:

i have no idea what rugby players you have met because they are the biggest meatheads on the planet. caring about nutrition and protein shakes and poo poo is not nerdy.

the thing is rugby players are way worse than football players because in football you have to make weight. rugby, because it's more aerobic, keeps the weight off - meaning rugby guys can get loving DRUNK all the time when football guys can't because of how unhealthy it is. imagine the biggest strongest people you've ever seen in your life drunker than you've seen anyone, that's a rugby party. poo poo is insane

i used to play in college but i hosed up my knee. i really really miss those parties i've never gotten so rowdy in my life

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Elder Postsman posted:

what's a scrum

imagine 30 huge, muscly guys in a big writhing pile

thats a scrum

so


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Aug 15, 2004

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FMguru posted:

it the scrumdog millionaire

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Necc0 posted:

i used to play in college but i hosed up my knee.
take your skyrim jokes to ycs you scrub monster

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




lo l

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

jony ive aces posted:

take your skyrim jokes to ycs you scrub monster

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

at my job my boss came from a place where they had scrum and he hated it so instead of doing scrum we just have a meeting every single morning where we each say what we're doing and if we need help and there's a big board that has our tasks on it and what's coming and what's done.

this isn't scrum because reasons.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

at my job my boss came from a place where they had scrum and he hated it so instead of doing scrum we just have a meeting every single morning where we each say what we're doing and if we need help and there's a big board that has our tasks on it and what's coming and what's done.

this isn't scrum because reasons.

sounds like your boss is into using what works and not using buzzwords or hiring consultants

so what's the problem again?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

at my job my boss came from a place where they had scrum and he hated it so instead of doing scrum we just have a meeting every single morning where we each say what we're doing and if we need help and there's a big board that has our tasks on it and what's coming and what's done.

this isn't scrum because reasons.

Not enough crotch grabbing, op

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

i'm spurtin' here!

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Necc0 posted:

i used to play in college but i hosed up my knee. i really really miss those parties i've never gotten so rowdy in my life

I played all through high school and our team was really good (won provincials every year), hung around with those guys in college too. parties were insane. i am 5'10" and 210 lbs and I was one of the smaller guys on the team, when poo poo got rowdy there would be drunken fights between guys who could squat half a gym.

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

mad.radhu posted:

the engineers now literally have a 'scrum of scrums' meeting every morning and it makes me want to explode in a sarcastic fountain if bile

same except the scrum of scrums is only attended by managers

words have no meaning

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
scrum out with your bum out

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

mad.radhu posted:

the engineers now literally have a 'scrum of scrums' meeting every morning and it makes me want to explode in a sarcastic fountain if bile

I always hear "scrumascrum" and it never stops making me laugh

horse mans posted:

same except the scrum of scrums is only attended by managers

words have no meaning

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
scrump

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
ohh let's sprint away from this scrum monster ;)

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

horse mans posted:

same except the scrum of scrums is only attended by managers

words have no meaning

same but I don't really understand how else you would do large-scale software dev

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

lol. scrum was one of the "essential job requirements" for my current position. i've been there 3 months and still don't know wtf it is. owned, hr.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
I wish they called the SOS the scrumscrum

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Elder Postsman posted:

lol. scrum was one of the "essential job requirements" for my current position. i've been there 3 months and still don't know wtf it is. owned, hr.

was it listed in your resume?

because I refuse to list this poo poo in my resume

A COMPUTER GUY
Aug 23, 2007

I can't spare this man - he fights.
im a certified scrum lord because i got a bonus for doing the stupid certification class

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

has anyone said 'im the cum monster' yet?

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Yes.

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