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Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Frostwerks posted:

what i want to know is what website is that that lets me test my internet speeds

http://www.speedtest.net/

And huh...I moved from one part of the city on comcast to another and my speeds more than tripled apparently:



I knew it was faster here,but drat.

Sax Mortar fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Oct 13, 2014

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

troubled teen posted:

http://www.speedtest.net/

And huh...I moved from one part of the city on comcast to another and my speeds more than tripled apparently:



I knew it was faster here,but drat.

my thingy says its an unsafe site and malware is detected but i braved it anyway because it cant be any worse than the stds i get from watching porn

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

troubled teen posted:

http://www.speedtest.net/

And huh...I moved from one part of the city on comcast to another and my speeds more than tripled apparently:



I knew it was faster here,but drat.

Who'd guess that fiber makes a diff.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
So how many small town guys go to bars where it's std protocol to turn off the bathroom lights when done. That's small town

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
where a yellow light means slow down, not speed up

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Frostwerks posted:

how do u know where he lives
probably by googling the really specific population no the guy posted

truly a sherlock holmes for our time

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

XMNN posted:

probably by googling the really specific population no the guy posted

truly a sherlock holmes for our time

*Old Toyota hatchback pulls over on driveway, fat goon comes out and rings doorbell*

"Haha, hey... hey... are you Darth Freddy, the some *wheeze* thing awful forums poster? Heh. I'm, hehe, a poster there too. I found out where you live. Hehe, just wanted to tell you your small town... *ahem* your town sucks. Yeah. So, huh. How do I get back on the Interstate? *farts but it's not a normal fart like rotten eggs fart, it's more like that fart that Stephen King describes in Dreamcatcher, like a fart no living being should have coming out its rear end*"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

somethin tells me that in terms of being a real, red-blooded, true-blue texas goon it goes something like this:

three olives < texaholic <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< darth freddy

kinda disappointed I didn't make it into this infographic

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

XMNN posted:

probably by googling the really specific population no the guy posted

truly a sherlock holmes for our time

Yeah I posted enough that any one could find the town. Its Seminole Texas. Any goon silly enough to make their way out here would be treated to some drat good Mexican food. I promise I won't go all hillbilly hills have eyes on you and lock you in the storm shelter or shoot at you for being on my lawn

Darth123123 posted:

So how many small town guys go to bars where it's std protocol to turn off the bathroom lights when done. That's small town

No bars here but it actually does hit a note. Almost any where you go into town that does not have automatic lights in the bathrooms they are almost always turned off. I never even thought about it till I read this post. You walk in, hit the lights and turn them off as you walk out.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Darth Freddy posted:

Yeah I posted enough that any one could find the town. Its Seminole Texas. Any goon silly enough to make their way out here would be treated to some drat good Mexican food. I promise I won't go all hillbilly hills have eyes on you and lock you in the storm shelter or shoot at you for being on my lawn

why not? god knows i would

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
Local news today. Horses hold up traffic on main street. City council considering to ban tractors from using city streets and instead to use the truck bypass

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Darth Freddy posted:

No bars here but it actually does hit a note. Almost any where you go into town that does not have automatic lights in the bathrooms they are almost always turned off. I never even thought about it till I read this post. You walk in, hit the lights and turn them off as you walk out.

Big city bars can afford to leave the lights on. He were just heppin Jake out with his tricity bills.

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