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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



IMDb

Stars: Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper, Sarah Gadon

A "modern" take on the old Dracula legend, told in the style of a movie that wishes 300 didn't exist already. A GoT studded cast that seems like they might know how to act their way out of a paper bag (and even including the likes of Charles Danse!). Unfortunately, they get handed dialog and plot that a High-School film-writer-aspirant would still hesitate to turn in as a rough draft. The visual effects and fight choreography are mediocre-to-bad with a single exception for the first vampire-mode fight scene against the "1000" Turks, so it isnt even worth turning your brain off and watching like 300 was.

If I leave but a single legacy of my time here on the SA forums, it would be preventing even just a single person from wasting their money on this movie. 1/5

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kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Thank you for saving me :10bux: at my local theater.

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