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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Hobohemian posted:

This looks like they were about to have sex but the dude premature ejaculated and in the second one shes trying to comfort him by lying and telling him it happens to all guys sometimes.

You ever have a few too many drinks and you're making out and you two move to the bedroom and you lay back on the bed and for a moment you kinda want to nap instead?

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
just give in to that feeling

sex is fleeting but sleep is forever

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Trixie Hardcore posted:

You ever have a few too many drinks and you're making out and you two move to the bedroom and you lay back on the bed and for a moment you kinda want to nap instead?

this happens more often as I get older for some reason

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

nomadologique posted:

just give in to that feeling

sex is fleeting but sleep is forever

some of the stuff i wrote is pretty good some says, i'ts buried in a box n a basement. I'd rather play slot machines for entertainment.

Edit: dead churches are over rated

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Hey guys who else wants to do this
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/tZgZGrz.png

Who's the idiot now

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
PUMA

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i swear i can see her rear end in a top hat without even leaning in

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
jesus mary and the saints give me a loving thumbtack

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
womens pee holes are complicated, give it time

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

jesus mary and the saints give me a loving thumbtack

mines more like a bent railroad spike, but i see whatcher saying

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Yeah op I want to make a move on the ol' GF only for her to say she has a headache and would rather cuddle. That's what i want most

Enid Coleslaw
May 17, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
guy getting hair in his face as usual

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
that pic makes me miss my wife

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW

which one are you?

edit: doesn't matter

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Who's taking the picture ?

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Spider Helidon posted:

which one are you?

edit: doesn't matter

girl

gwaaargh
Jul 7, 2010

by XyloJW

Decebal posted:

Who's taking the picture ?

the eyes of the village, witness to the consumate

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
ugh gently caress yes the feeling of your unrestrained erection grinding against the denimn mmmmmfff gently caress yeah it hurts but in a good way and you can smell the juices starting to bubble

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




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