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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Frostwerks posted:

because they were RUSSIAN ahahahaha

No. They were all polish soldiers.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
they used polish remover ahahahaha

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Frostwerks posted:

they used polish remover ahahahaha

loving Nazi

Sex Bumbo
Aug 14, 2004

Spanish Manlove posted:

that's not a joke I'm really curious to know what their national bird is

How many people actually died in Spanish concentration camps? Not a joke I legitimately didn't learn much about Francoist Spain in hs.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Q: what did the polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?

A: this is horrible, no child should have to grow up in this horrible Warsaw Ghetto.



but it was like actually 2014 she said that

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
polish jokes have "stupid" punchlines because the nazis murdered all of their intellectuals

hard truth itt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nomadologique posted:

polish jokes have "stupid" punchlines because the nazis murdered all of their intellectuals

hard truth itt

The Polish won a field battle with Horses against tanks.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Is this guy Polish? Cuz that's how you get burned

tensac
Jun 9, 2011

is it anything?
q: what's the problem with abortion in poland?
a: there's a twelve month waiting period.

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Aug 31, 2011


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Serious answer:

They really lasted a long time all things considered and lasted almost as long as France did with inferiority in numbers as well as equipment. And if Poland hadn't been screwed over by the Allies, odds are they would have lasted a lot longer.

The Polish plan for defending the country involved retreating with the intention of launching a major counter attack as soon as the French launched it's offensive into the Siegfried line and Germany itself. The idea was that they'd let the German's advance, then when the French made their move, they'd attempt to encircle the German armies. Everything depended on this and the French specifically agreed to do this so Poland would not give into Germany's demand.

Welp, the French said they launched an offensive but famously pulled back immediately without a fight and continued the "Phony War". So when the Polish forces launched that counter attack, believing that most of the German forces had pulled back, they were slaughtered.

The next Polish plan was to retreat and form a defensive line on one of it's rivers, the Soviet Union declared war and attacked Poland from the other side. Now at war on two fronts and no chance to win, believing that the French simply had become stalled on the Siegfried line, whatever airforces and troops they could get to the western allies they evacuated and continued the fight till the end of the war.

No, the Polish forces of WW2 had balls of steel and fought pretty drat hard. Losing in two months when your attacked on two fronts by vastly superior forces and your allies completely screw you, is understandable.

Now France, who's army was comparable to the German army... to be defeated in two months and a couple of weeks when the Germans implement the same plan they used from WW1 and somehow the French still weren't prepared for it, then they flat out surrendered and actively tried to prevent French forces who wanted to continue to fight from going to Britain and even fought battles against the Free French later... now that's embarrassing.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Because the polish heard about the death camps and longed for death to relase them from being polish.

They were wrong of course, everybody is Polish in Hell.

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