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hope solo's vagina scares me two oysters stapled to the Marianas trench. the Marianas trench filled with ham
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Dicks and balls are fun because you can play with them, like, slap someone in the face with your cock, put a costume on it, disguise as a hotdog, teabag them, it's all fun. It's hard to do stuff with a vagina because it's a hole and you can't touch things with a hole, you can't put things on a hole. Well I suppose you could hold umbrellas and canes with a vagina and then use those as a proxy dick.
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Oct 15, 2014 23:29
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Alas Boobylon posted:hope solo's vagina scares me two oysters stapled to the Marianas trench. it what happens when you have too many shots on goal
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Oct 15, 2014 23:30
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etalian posted:it what happens when you have too many shots on goal   
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Oct 15, 2014 23:33
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Pochoclo posted:Dicks and balls are fun because you can play with them, like, slap someone in the face with your cock, put a costume on it, disguise as a hotdog, teabag them, it's all fun. It's hard to do stuff with a vagina because it's a hole and you can't touch things with a hole, you can't put things on a hole. Well I suppose you could hold umbrellas and canes with a vagina and then use those as a proxy dick.
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Oct 15, 2014 23:33
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i fill mine with random plastic bits, which are then crushed into homogeneity and reformed into useful household objects
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Oct 16, 2014 01:27
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pissing into bottles is problematic, however i have a devices which funnel urine into bottles, hands which release piss from their bondage, and one contraption that turns 7-up bottles, depleted of urine, into little green plastic airsoft pellets, which could later be formed into extended load magazines for the well-endowed of target or prey. u can call me "prepared" 
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Oct 16, 2014 01:46
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So convenient. All I can do is slap bears unconscious.
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Oct 16, 2014 01:52
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Cardiovorax posted:So convenient. All I can do is slap bears unconscious. *prints slap-visor to protect basement 3d fabrication shopworkers from renegade bearslappers*
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Cardiovorax posted:I hear there are some cool tricks you can do that involve ping pong balls. ping pong balls, and they can give change, and the really skilled ladies will write your name in Korean it takes a minute though because they have to waddle around a bit
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