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time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011
Thanks

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Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
arms

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011
Ahh yes you could also post your arms/legs and whatnot in here too, sorry I have a bit of a dirty mind and forgot to mention that part

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

:nws:heres my pussy op :nws:

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
skin

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
I'm bookmarking this thread.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://i.imgur.com/7OiSsqz.jpg :nws:
not actually me or my dick

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

very cool boi 10/10

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Al Cowens posted:

not actually me or my dick

kind of disappointed really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lymph

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
op what is a breast penis
are there other kinds of penis besides the usual one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Scrote

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SniperWoreConverse posted:

op what is a breast penis
are there other kinds of penis besides the usual one?

yes dick butts lmao

pissdude
Jul 15, 2003

(and can't post for 6 years!)

pate

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Thanks for being so insensitive to our Ectoplasmic-American members (If there are any ghosts from other countries, I apologize, but I don't know the correct PC term for the spirits of the departed from other counties.)

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
butthole

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I have all four of those things.

rear end: good shape, working on firmness
Breast: manly, but could use more hair
Penis: good enough for the last 3 guests

et al: Nothing missing, still have appendix and wisdom teeth

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Speleothing posted:

I have all four of those things.

rear end: good shape, working on firmness
Breast: manly, but could use more hair
Penis: good enough for the last 3 guests

et al: Nothing missing, still have appendix and wisdom teeth

I'm envious. I'm missing my appendix and 3 of my wisdom teeth. Actually, due to the horrific circumstances of my youth, I am now missing a total of 8 teeth. You wouldn't notice, unless I opened my mouth really wide and you deliberately looked inside.

Sadly, my rear end bears a strong resemblance to Terry Jone's when he's sitting at the Hammond Organ in Monty Python.

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
soup gland
elbow sphincter
third rape metatarsal
body hole
bitrep
anterior fart receptor
renus
varioli
ravioli
clavicular gunt

Spider Helidon fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Oct 15, 2014

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
nipple hairs

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011
Is each hair itself a separate individual body part or is the whole head of hair count as a single body part?

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

genesplicer posted:

I'm envious. I'm missing my appendix and 3 of my wisdom teeth. Actually, due to the horrific circumstances of my youth, I am now missing a total of 8 teeth. You wouldn't notice, unless I opened my mouth really wide and you deliberately looked inside.

Sadly, my rear end bears a strong resemblance to Terry Jone's when he's sitting at the Hammond Organ in Monty Python.

You molest your underage students, haha

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squelch Hardon posted:

Is each hair itself a separate individual body part or is the whole head of hair count as a single body part?

i say neither and hair is just something you wear on your body.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

zen death robot posted:

Wrong old dude, he left a few days ago
It's actually that dude too, he's a teacher and lures his students into his classroom with cool stuff and then fucks them.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
I dont have a breatpenis

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

It's actually that dude too, he's a teacher and lures his students into his classroom with cool stuff and then fucks them.

insanely hosed up imo

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


nose

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

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crelbow

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wenis

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
that guy probably has a lot of sex with men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
:dong:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
:nws:http://i.minus.com/iR8Xb62reFl9z.gif:nws:

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
nice pussy splitter

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

penesticles

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

elbuttocks

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