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Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

newreply.php posted:

my three tinder pic archetypes i keep seeing are riding a horse, jumping in mountains/on beach (fat), and hugging an african child

african american

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Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene

newreply.php posted:

hugging an african child

this is right up there with "has kid", thinly veiled fatness, tumblr bullshit, and listing sex as something they can't live without on okcupid on my list of internet women instant turnoffs

i dunno why, but i imagine a humanitarian kind of chick being really smug and fancying herself as excessively worldly and it'd be obnoxious as poo poo to deal romantically with someone who gives a major gently caress about the third world

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Weener Beater posted:

Gindr = Twinkish young gay boys
Scruff = Hairy muscular gay men
Growler = Hairy fat gay guys
Mister = Hairy muscular men but don't use this app because no one uses it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

newreply.php posted:

my three tinder pic archetypes i keep seeing are riding a horse, jumping in mountains/on beach (fat), and hugging an african child

I see that stuff, and every girl in SE Michigan is at a Tiger's game, bedecked head to toe in team clothing. I think even their shoes.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Let's not forget the classic: "Every shot is a large group shot so you have to cross reference to figure out which one the girl is" profile.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

you are right. I stand corrected

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Rat Flavoured Rats posted:

6 things you could never live without:
red lipstick
socialism
feminism
gin
my besties!
iPhone

fucks sake I asked my gf to delete her profile

quote:

Let's not forget the classic: "Every shot is a large group shot so you have to cross reference to figure out which one the girl is" profile

this happened to me once but it was the same two girls. one was pretty good looking but the other was disgusting looking. I was so scared I'd guess wrong I never messaged

Whorelord fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Oct 16, 2014

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Let's not forget the classic: "Every shot is a large group shot so you have to cross reference to figure out which one the girl is" profile.

surefire way to get men mad at you for showing up alone instead of with the group of hotter friends

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alnVIj1Jf8

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Let's not forget the classic: "Every shot is a large group shot so you have to cross reference to figure out which one the girl is" profile.

I swipe left every time at that. I don't know who you are!

The only other real guaranteed left swipe is if there's like, pictures of you with guns and stuff.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i never knew so many people went to machu picchu

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
I got married before Tinder existed. I feel like I really missed out on the opportunity to judge people at maximum efficiency. :(

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Laslow posted:

I got married before Tinder existed. I feel like I really missed out on the opportunity to judge people at maximum efficiency. :(

you and your wife could probably have a good time setting up a profile and judging the hilariously awful dudes in the area. even better when they start messaging

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

people don't like being lied to. who would have guessed that?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Gaunab posted:

people don't like being lied to. who would have guessed that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUy3_kBme4M

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
man the make up in those videos is bad. they don't look fat; at best they look like they have some sort of tumor in their throat and at worse they look like average sized people in bad fat suits

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Gaunab posted:

people don't like being lied to. who would have guessed that?

i lie to myself everyday

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Libelous Slander posted:

i lie to myself everyday

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Let's not forget the classic: "Every shot is a large group shot so you have to cross reference to figure out which one the girl is" profile.

if they're all attractive, I still swipe right anyway because who cares?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I haven't but I only used it for a few days and the pic I had was not a good one

get laid enough irl though so I figured it was a fluke/picture issue and moved on

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Let's not forget the classic: "Every shot is a large group shot so you have to cross reference to figure out which one the girl is" profile.

super annoying

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Tinder in my country is only for uglies, crazies, and desperates. It's a really really bad bad idea dating someone using that app.

It doesn't even have the same "casual sex" atmosphere that it has in the USA, so I don't know what it has going for it or why people use it at all.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Pochoclo posted:

Tinder in my country is only for uglies, crazies, and desperates. It's a really really bad bad idea dating someone using that app.

It doesn't even have the same "casual sex" atmosphere that it has in the USA, so I don't know what it has going for it or why people use it at all.

Belarus?

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
The thread GBS deserves, but not the thread it needs.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Had sex from tinder recently. Cute girl, in shape, but what had to be the grossest looking vagina I've ever seen. It was like it was permanently pussy pumped

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
lelelelelel

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

Had sex from tinder recently. Cute girl, in shape, but what had to be the grossest looking vagina I've ever seen. It was like it was permanently pussy pumped

Did you lick it?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





vyst posted:

Did you lick it?

Well yea. Other than her labia being puffy and swollen everything was fine looking.

Dangit Ronpaul
May 12, 2009

SaltLick posted:

Well yea. Other than her labia being puffy and swollen everything was fine looking.

if you're going to gently caress troons you should probably wait until they're fully recovered from srs first

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I havent but I havent tried either. ill make an account with my making GBS threads picture though see what happens

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014


What up players
What up players
What up players
What up players

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
warm hole thread

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Dangit Ronpaul posted:

if you're going to gently caress troons you should probably wait until they're fully recovered from srs first

If she was a post op then that was a terrible vagina she chose

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