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Fantasy things that are cool as heck: Werewolves Dwarves Incredible Hulk Fantasy things that suck: Vampires Elves whatever the opposite of the hulk is
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CaptainAssholay posted:Fantasy things that are cool as heck: What about dragons?
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Oct 16, 2014 04:08
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I disagree but only because vampires and elves encourage nerdy women to dress up in slut clothes
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Oct 16, 2014 04:09
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Viridiant posted:What about dragons? Everything not in the list is in the neutral zone
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Oct 16, 2014 04:10
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That's fine then.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTDrVYlkIW8
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Oct 16, 2014 04:11
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"Sup guys, another bad rear end loner here" (Struggle to sit Indian style, gut hanging over belt. Start opening bag of cheetos.)
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Oct 16, 2014 04:12
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 do you guys know a good lunar calender app? My Galaxy Gear doesnt come with one, but at least it stays on during full moones. Wish I could say the same for my Google GLass..
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Oct 16, 2014 04:17
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Uh, I wasn't joking guys, where's the Frankenstein chat? Stuff like Naem's shop-talk is great, but my kind doesn't you know, eat people or turn them. Though we'll certainly strangle them til their heads pop off like you do.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:20
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Choco1980 posted:Uh, I wasn't joking guys, where's the Frankenstein chat? Stuff like Naem's shop-talk is great, but my kind doesn't you know, eat people or turn them. Though we'll certainly strangle them til their heads pop off like you do. LOOKOUT FIRE!! Ha just joshin ya
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Oct 16, 2014 04:24
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Choco1980 posted:Uh, I wasn't joking guys, where's the Frankenstein chat? Stuff like Naem's shop-talk is great, but my kind doesn't you know, eat people or turn them. Though we'll certainly strangle them til their heads pop off like you do. You mother fucks shouldn't even be alive. Werewolves are one with nature and you are an abomination!
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Oct 16, 2014 04:24
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You can be a werewolf in Skyrim and it sort of owns especially during the time when you can't control it. That and the crazy god quest with the staff that turns people into chickens are some of the best moments of the game.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:28
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Choco1980 posted:Uh, I wasn't joking guys, where's the Frankenstein chat? Stuff like Naem's shop-talk is great, but my kind doesn't you know, eat people or turn them. Though we'll certainly strangle them til their heads pop off like you do. Who the hell keeps on putting you guy together. It's like there is a factory line now a days.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:30
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wherewolf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQQtgx4iG8E
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Wicker Man posted:You mother fucks shouldn't even be alive. Werewolves are one with nature and you are an abomination! It's bigoted folks like you that really cause a lot of the unrest among the monster communities. I'll have you know at least two of the people I'm a composite of were alive at the time of my creation. But let's get back on track here and discuss the real issues. Like what do you all do when folks decide to just come and move into your lair? Does scaring them off do enough, or should you straight up murder them? If the latter, do you do it slowly, picking them off one at a time and raising the fear from in secret, or do you just charge in and blindly splatter the group?
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Oct 16, 2014 04:36
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i'm a weregnome so when the full moon is out i turn into a fancy little man in a pointy hat and live in a tree.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:37
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Choco1980 posted:It's bigoted folks like you that really cause a lot of the unrest among the monster communities. I'll have you know at least two of the people I'm a composite of were alive at the time of my creation. But let's get back on track here and discuss the real issues. Like what do you all do when folks decide to just come and move into your lair? Does scaring them off do enough, or should you straight up murder them? If the latter, do you do it slowly, picking them off one at a time and raising the fear from in secret, or do you just charge in and blindly splatter the group? From what I hear from all you other composite lighting brains, you eventually dress up like a crazy old man, and buy a shot gun with blanks. Then weirdly enough you all end up going trans or gay or something. You all have too many body parts on your body. Try to find your version of match.com or something.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:41
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Choco1980 posted:It's bigoted folks like you that really cause a lot of the unrest among the monster communities. I'll have you know at least two of the people I'm a composite of were alive at the time of my creation. But let's get back on track here and discuss the real issues. Like what do you all do when folks decide to just come and move into your lair? Does scaring them off do enough, or should you straight up murder them? If the latter, do you do it slowly, picking them off one at a time and raising the fear from in secret, or do you just charge in and blindly splatter the group? I mean once a month I go dig a hole under a tree, get real hairy and want to eat people not much thought goes into it. I mean my apt right on the edge of town (near the woods) is sweet I've got 2000 sq feet, two parking spots and a fireplace
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Oct 16, 2014 05:04
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How do you get rid of pixies? Can one of you werewolves just like...come eat all my pixies?
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Oct 16, 2014 05:07
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i used to be afraid of warewoofs I'd cry and cry and my parents they sayd there were no such things as warewelves but i knew aint never gonna believe them and I aint never did sleep because I knew werewalves would git me so they got a priest in my room an he said warwelves would never hurt me if I believed in jesus and if I stroked the holy bishop so I rubbed and rubbed and tugged and pulled until the biships holy sacrement gushed all over my face and u know what? Them werfwalves never did get to gittin' me, no sir!
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Oct 16, 2014 05:23
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Do you know why all these spiritualist types are super crazy? Because trying to cast magic spells and poo poo snaps the human mind in loving half. Look up Shamanic Illness it's cool/spooky
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Oct 16, 2014 05:26
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I caught my Werewolf buddy having sex with a dog once. He wasn't in wolf form 
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Oct 16, 2014 05:30
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recent studies and MRI scans reveal that dogs have roughly the same mental capacity as a two year old human. so ify ou gently caress a dog it's worse than being a pedo cuz your a pedo AND a dogfucker. makes you think
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Oct 16, 2014 05:36
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Viridiant posted:How do you get rid of pixies? Buy a bug zapper if you want them dead. Buy a bird feeder if you want them to keep cats from making GBS threads on your lawn. Deki posted:I caught my Werewolf buddy having sex with a dog once. He wasn't in wolf form Well you're going to have little puppies to worry about. Just kidding. Yeah he's hosed up and probably bit a werewolf to become one just for an excuse. Don't hang around with him any more. Just have the number of the local vampire hunting group at hand, and make sure he knows that you have that number.
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Oct 16, 2014 05:46
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 revealing my tru self
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Oct 16, 2014 06:00
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kornwolf is a pretty fun book imo
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Oct 16, 2014 06:21
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Buffy was a female werewolf...
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Viridiant posted:How do you get rid of pixies? they're...poisonous and can return to Arcadia at will so they can't be caught best thing to do...spread some magnetic iron filings all over the place and turn down the thermostat
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Buffy was a female werewolf... She was? Is that a good show?
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