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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
What do you with it? I would buy a mansion and a mercedes benz and a lot of blow....

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YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
probably alchohol op

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

git drunk

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!

YourHealthyColon posted:

probably alchohol op

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
buy more alcohol i guess

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





buy more alcohol to get the money back to buy more alcohol to get the money back. Eventually I'll own all the alcohol and make millions.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

YourHealthyColon posted:

probably alchohol op

probably this tbh

alchohohl is pretty good stuff in this goons opinion

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
A spot by God's side in heaven for nay has a drop of the devil's sweat ever quenched my thirst.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
you guys are real fuckin' boring

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

texaholic posted:

you guys are real fuckin' boring

your entire identity is wrapped up in the state that you live in

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Sweet Tea posted:

your entire identity is wrapped up in the state that you live in

my entire forums identity..

Padical
Nov 29, 2004
spend it in the gbs bar thread, op

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Sweet Tea posted:

your entire identity is wrapped up in the state that you live in

when you live in texas its not just your state of residency its more like your entire lifestyle and personality. if you lived in texas youd understand.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I don't think that would be a lot of money

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

not much a drinker + also a shut in so probably I coudl only get like a new gfx card or something

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
I might be able to afford a new couch. Couldn't hurt.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Try to spend it to make up for the mistakes I've made and buy back all the love I've destroyed while drunk. Then I'd became the greatest philanthropist since Dr. Kevorkian. Then buy some 40s and get poo poo-hammered.

The cycle begins anew.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

did anyone post more alcohol yet

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Buy a Play Station Vita

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

definitely alcohol op

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

roboshit posted:

when you live in texas its not just your state of residency its more like your entire lifestyle and personality. if you lived in texas youd understand.

gently caress that noise. Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together finds a way to get the gently caress OUT of Texas. Took me 29 years but I did it.

For me, I'd pay off my house.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
OP actually lives in Rhode Island

Sorry :(

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
that feel when on that not eating for several days and binge dringing swag

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

id give it all to lowtax

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

texaholic posted:

my entire forums identity..

I've known plenty of Texans that act like you IRL, so I doubt splitting hairs is necessary.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

YourHealthyColon posted:

probably alchohol op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

texas doesnt exist outside of these here forums tex

Maxwellsdemon
Nov 12, 2007
meh
Grimey Drawer
Buy more alcohol have a party and burn a couch.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
I would buy stocks with it. I would invest in the stock market.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
A new liver, followed by popular answer, alcohol.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'd rent a condo and buy a lot of drugs & alcohol then throw a loving party that lasts a week

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
get out of my face or i'll puke on your boots

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Put $1500 into my savings account.

i hate everything
Oct 15, 2010
Nuke Texas.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I'd let it ride!

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

I don't drink. Sure would like my weed money back though.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I'd buy happiness (in beer haha)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Weed and a weed version of a money bin

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


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