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Even tho this post gives me a throbbing unceasing erection, I am terrified that if our relationship progresses that you will only leave me with the patchy memory of a sweaty night filled with dripping engorged genitals and feverish unmatched pleasures, and I am looking for a more stable relationship right now ok
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Fair enough
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Oct 16, 2014 06:42
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Just learn to suck ur own dick and move on with your life op. That only covers the physical aspects of chronic loneliness, though, then you need to replace all of your intimate desires with video games so you can stop yourself from eating a bullet. Or go to the gym idk
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Oct 16, 2014 07:17
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call them females instead of girls or women
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Oct 16, 2014 10:04
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Are you a supreme gentleman ?
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Oct 16, 2014 10:07
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Lies. Lie about everything.
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Oct 16, 2014 10:09
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How do I get the females of the human species to like me?
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Oct 16, 2014 10:11
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i've never met a girl who wasn't impressed by a martyr, have you considered martyrdom?
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Oct 16, 2014 10:51
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You won't find the kinship you need in this world op. Embrace celibacy as a way of life
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Oct 16, 2014 11:32
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Be your avatar OP. Chicks dig spaceghost.
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Oct 16, 2014 11:40
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the forbidden romance of account sharing is the ultimate act of love and commitment
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Oct 16, 2014 11:47
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be provocative and be organised. it worked for bill phlegm
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Oct 16, 2014 11:55
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get them into kinky poo poo that they'd think only you can get her off with. its like youve never enslaved a fuckpig before.
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Oct 16, 2014 12:05
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THE LADIES LIKE A MAN WHO SPEAKS WITH A POWERFUL VOICE OP
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Oct 16, 2014 12:56
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op read the elliot rodger thread and don't do any of that
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Oct 16, 2014 13:06
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gorki posted:op read the elliot rodger thread and don't do any of that
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Oct 16, 2014 13:14
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dab a bit of beef broth on your neck and put a small piece of bacon behind both ears for good measure edit: sorry, that's dogs not girls
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Oct 16, 2014 14:06
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Let them think that they can dominate you, as though you were a powerful but weak-willed animal, a horse in want of a rider. Then make them pay for their hubris
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Oct 16, 2014 14:15
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become a top-notch poster on somethingawful dot com
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Oct 16, 2014 20:33
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be rich
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You're probably intolerable for more than a few hours OP, hth.
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