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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Woolly Bear posted:

In most temperate climates, caterpillars become moths within months of hatching, but in the Arctic the summer period for vegetative growth – and hence feeding – is so short that the Woolly Bear must feed for several summers, freezing again each winter before finally pupating. Some are known to live through as many as 14 winters.

it is sitting on my bathroom wall just chillin
i killed a small house centipede in there last week it might not be safe
what do i do

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
That's a wooly bear caterpillar. Observe its stripes. They will tell you what winter is going to be like. Orange stripes indicate warm weather and black stripes are cold weather. If you find one of these caterpillars that's all black, watch out!

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I saw some of these trying to cross a street.

I said "Good luck, little guys!"

Anyway, kill yourself.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
intredesting hmmm :mad:

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Just kidding.

I hope you live for as long as you want to.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Sir John Feelgood posted:

I hope you live for as long as you want to.
again you curse me! :mad:

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
haha man i bet that thing would make you sneeze something fierce, were it to crawl up your nose.not that it would, of course; it's probably more scared of you than you are of it :science:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

haha man i bet that thing would make you sneeze something fierce, were it to crawl up your nose.not that it would, of course; it's probably more scared of you than you are of it :science:

Caterpillars lack the intellectual capacity to experience "fear" as we know it. If we were to feel any fear of a caterpillar we would be experiencing infinitely more fear than it ever could.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
its a good caterpillar op, let it be your friend and give it some veggies to eat :3:

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
maybe it's looking for an elusive Hairless Twink caterpillar to mate with

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Harald posted:

its a good caterpillar op, let it be your friend and give it some veggies to eat :3:
there arent any fresh leaves to eat around here anymore
psychic yourself up in that bug and tell me what it wants

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

there arent any fresh leaves to eat around here anymore
psychic yourself up in that bug and tell me what it wants

Psychic is weak against bug types you are a joke, OP.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
I like to measure time in winters as well

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

Psychic is weak against bug types you are a joke, OP.
dont make me laugh pokemon is an infantile game dissimilar from the real world
bug/insect is merely a creature type like any other creature type vulnerable to targeted enchantments and instants by default

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

dont make me laugh pokemon is an infantile game dissimilar from the real world
bug/insect is merely a creature type like any other creature type vulnerable to targeted enchantments and instants by default

I have been shamed u___u

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im just gonna put it outside on the ground then
a bird will probably eat it
thank gbs, mr caterpillar

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
that bug spent 14 winters surviving just to end up next to some mold spots in the OPs bathroom and probably be killed :(

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
stanley goodbug's hobbies currently include eating some leaves very crunchily

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Applewhite posted:

That's a wooly bear caterpillar. Observe its stripes. They will tell you what winter is going to be like. Orange stripes indicate warm weather and black stripes are cold weather. If you find one of these caterpillars that's all black, watch out!

You racist.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
stanley's bachelor pad is currently a large qdoba cup sitting on its side with a makeshift skylight made by cutting 3 edges of a square and folding slightly open
furniture is a folded paper towel
pantry is stocked with 4 leaves

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
thats a cool bug op. have u seen this bug:

is happy to see u :)

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Prude posted:

maybe it's looking for an elusive Hairless Twink caterpillar to mate with

lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
did not think stanley would make so many caterpillar poops

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hes gonna be a moth not a butterfly

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