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Mike has cable and when you have cable you get [MASSIVE JUMP IN LOGIC]. Because of [MASSIVE JUMP IN LOGIC] Mike is now in [MASSIVE JUMP OF LOGIC]. And when you [MASSIVE JUMP IN LOGIC] in your [MASSIVE JUMP IN LOGIC], you get [MASSIVE JUMP IN LOGIC]. Don't be like Mike and have to deal with [MASSIVE JUMP IN LOGIC]. Don't have Cable. This truck is the truck for you baby! It's a truck that does THING, and THING is just like OTHER THING, and that means THING baby! So keep doing THING to be THING and the guy who loves THING in your huge new truck that is a metaphor for THING. (all of this narrated over a constantly shifting perspective flash animation that has the script of the commercial super imposed on top of it)
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Irradiation posted:How much does this anger you? not as much as the sound of you munching dicks all day
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Oct 22, 2014 03:54
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Cars doing things that are clearly impossible no matter how expensive it is. Local commercials that are made to be bad in a "haha, this is so cheesy!" Kind of way
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Oct 22, 2014 04:18
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Verisimilidude posted:Cars doing things that are clearly impossible no matter how expensive it is. it is really bad when local commercials are in on the joke that their commercials are
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Oct 22, 2014 04:20
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ANy time I see a black guy under 40 wearing a polo shirt and hanging out in a commercial I;m like, "HAHA Nice shirt, RACE TRAITOR."
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Oct 22, 2014 04:21
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Old Spice commercials
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Oct 22, 2014 04:25
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Really rhe one I hate the most is when I have to choose which of the 3 or so options I "want" to hear more about and instead of automatically ending after a certain period of time it just chooses one for me. Biggest culprit in this regard is verizon.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:30
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late night infomercials that entirely replace programming
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Oct 22, 2014 05:57
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Life insurance ads are all over Australian TV and they're all just trying to exploit old people. Everyone speaks slow and clear like they're trying to teach grandma how to use the remote for the TV "DO YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS? When you could buy a week's worth of groceries for $2? Well that's how much our life insurance costs per week!" "Buy it so your loved ones won't have to deal with the burden of spending $5000 to get your old oval office fried in a cheap pine box. You don't HATE your relatives do you? Why should they have to pay for you to be cremated? You selfish old bitch, spend the pittance you have left because your husband drank away your savings before he croaked on our life insurance" Then there's some where they show a bunch of stock photos of people and make up stories about them, how they love each other and don't want their children to suffer the minimal financial burden when you die.
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Oct 22, 2014 06:45
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luncheon meat posted:Life insurance ads are all over Australian TV and they're all just trying to exploit old people. Everyone speaks slow and clear like they're trying to teach grandma how to use the remote for the TV how mcuh do loving shovels cost in australia?!?!?
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Oct 22, 2014 06:49
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We cremate everyone instead of burying because despite being a country full of vast wastelands the cemeteries have been full for like 50 years
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Oct 22, 2014 06:54
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Verisimilidude posted:Really rhe one I hate the most is when I have to choose which of the 3 or so options I "want" to hear more about and instead of automatically ending after a certain period of time it just chooses one for me. Biggest culprit in this regard is verizon. I hate how they call it some dumb poo poo like advertising experience or jobs creating pictosquare
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