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Report in how many apples you bent today I got 12 
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I farted does that count
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Oct 16, 2014 21:24
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i sliced some up and made a pie, op
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Oct 16, 2014 21:25
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Today I threw an iMac at a genius and shouted HASHTAG BENDGATE LOSER then drove off on a segway
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Oct 16, 2014 21:26
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i would have done more but a bunch of kids from like the loca ldaycare or whatever got dropped off at the mall and i couldnt get a good shot at the rest
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Oct 16, 2014 21:26
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LifeSizePotato posted:i sliced some up and made a pie, op I eat one on the way to work each morning 
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Oct 16, 2014 21:29
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RobattoJesus posted:Today I threw an iMac at a genius and shouted HASHTAG BENDGATE LOSER then drove off on a segway Pfffffffffffffahhhhahaha.... you WHAT? Thats insane my dude
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Oct 16, 2014 21:30
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Squelch Hardon posted:Pfffffffffffffahhhhahaha.... you WHAT? Thats insane my dude I'm a liar and didn't do any of that. I went in and bought an iPhone, but I totally thought about doing it just like in the films where it looks like I've done something insane but then it cuts back to me just politely buying a phone with money I don't have.
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Oct 16, 2014 21:33
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every night at midnight, i get a phone call on my iphone. its always the same guy calling, but it sounds like he's eating something while talking, like fruit. an apple even if you can say. keeps calling about cardigans or sweaters or some weird poo poo. i tell him i'm not a clothing store and he gets really mad and poo poo and says i'll never work silicon valley again. this has been happening for three years
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Oct 16, 2014 21:42
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If they called the cops or pressed charges wouldn't that be a tacit admission that the phones do bend and that's not OK?
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Oct 16, 2014 23:16
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BeefThief posted:I farted does that count no but its considered meritorious conduct anyway
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