• "I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks!"
  
• "You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son."
  
• "Can I ask why?" "Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!"
  
• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes, folks!"
  
• "Well I'm IB positive. I be positive they ain't touching me with no needle!"
  
• "Now, I'm not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh."
  
• "Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."
  
• "So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?"
  
• "No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time. But I guess you can't now, being dead and all."
  
• "So you're the janitor, electrician, the boss. Must be one hell of a Christmas party... don't get drunk though, one of you may need a ride home!"
  
• "K-TEL Records brings you the 100 Greatest Love Songs of All Time. You'll hear such classics as "All You Need Is Bruce," "If You Can't Be With the One You Love, Then Love Bruce," "Do That to Bruce One More Time," and who can forget that classic, "Bruce So Horny - He Love You Long Time." Order today, and we'll throw in at no extra charge, the video "Sweatin' to Bruce". Just dial 1-900-4 GIV HIM. That's 1-900-4 GIV HIM."
  
• "Grace: I'll be out in a minute!
  Bruce: Don't rush yourself! Sometimes anticipation can heighten the... pleasure. [Growls]
  Grace: [Grace's vagina is filled with pleasure, and her knees buckle, causing her to hold onto the sink for support] Oh God! Oh!
  Bruce: It's a funny thing about pleasure.
  Grace: Wow.
  Bruce: It can be quite... [yells]PLEASURABLE!
  Grace: [Grace's vagina is filled with even more pleasure, and she falls onto the toilet seat, knocking over several bottles as she does] Oh my God.
  Bruce: [Bruce thrusts his hands in Grace's direction, and starts sending pleasure to her with his mind] Pleasurable pleasurable pleasurable...
  Grace: [Grace writhes in sexual ecstasy on the seat, as she suddenly has the most powerful orgasm of her life] Oh God! [Moaning]Oh Good God!
  [She collapses onto the floor, overcome with sexual delight]
  Bruce: ...pleasurable pleasurable.
  [the bathroom door opens, and Bruce quickly stops chanting, and adopts a casual pose. Grave is stood in the doorway, using it for support. She runs at Bruce, who grabs her by the rear end, and throws her down onto the bed]
  Grace: [Outside their apartment, we see their lights flickering, and hear Grace's loud moans of sexual bliss]
  Bruce: [Bruce cries out triumphantly]"
  

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