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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIaUZxAcrts&t=96s

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
talk about a piece of poo poo movie

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this movie looks loving terrible. the first blade movie was pretty good though

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
wesley snipes did nothing wrong

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Paul Levesque appreciation thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW-gJOrSuDA

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

best blade movie

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

they should make a blade 4

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Parallax Scroll posted:

they should make a blade 4

a blade 4 what?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Alucard posted:

a blade 4 what?

blade 4 movie

hopefully they bring back kari grant and tory for it too, they were good in blade 3

naem
May 29, 2011

Is this the one with Parker posey? She's pretty bonery but she had bad tooth implant things that schmade schher schtalk schlike thisch

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I really didn't like this movie the first time I watched it, or the second, but the third...... I realized it's good :haw:

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

naem posted:

Is this the one with Parker posey? She's pretty bonery but she had bad tooth implant things that schmade schher schtalk schlike thisch

It made her even hotter to me, strangely enough

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
A blade prequel would be bad rear end. Some black teen tear-assing through through harlem or whatever, beating up hippies and eating hookers...

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And there’s a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so loving grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley Snipes was just loving crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him. But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!”

And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer. So later that night, Ron Perlman was in the city. Everyone who makes movies in Vancouver stays in the same hotel. It’s like an episode of The Love Boat. Every time the elevator stops, you’ve got a different celebrity getting on. Like, “Hey, now we’ve got Danny Glover!” So we went out that night to some strip club, and we were all drinking. And there were a bunch of bikers there, so David says to them, “I’ll pay for all your drinks if you show up to set tomorrow and pretend to be my security.” Wesley freaked out and went back to his trailer. And the next day, Wesley sat down with David and was like, “I think you need to quit. You’re detrimental to this movie.” And David was like, “Why don’t you quit? We’ve got all your close-ups, and we could shoot the rest with your stand-in.” And that freaked Wesley out so much that, for the rest of the production, he would only communicate with the director through Post-it notes. And he would sign each Post-it note “From Blade.”

When I met him I was like, “Hi!” And he was like, “I’m Blade.” And also, Natasha Lyonne was on that set, and she was going through some kind of mental breakdown. Wesley is all boundaries, and she has no boundaries. She played a blind computer expert. So the first scene they had together, she put her hand right on his face, and he just recoiled. It was awesome.

A lot of the lines that Ryan Reynolds has were just a result of Wesley not being there. We would all just think of things for him to say and then cut to Wesley’s face not doing anything because that’s all we could get from him. It was kind of funny. We were like, “What are the worst jokes and puns that we can say to this guy?” And then it would just be his face going, “Mmm.” “Smiles are contagious.” It’s so, so dumb. That was an example of a very troubled shoot that we made fun. You have to find a way to make it fun.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Jabronie posted:

Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And there’s a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so loving grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley Snipes was just loving crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him. But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!”

And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer. So later that night, Ron Perlman was in the city. Everyone who makes movies in Vancouver stays in the same hotel. It’s like an episode of The Love Boat. Every time the elevator stops, you’ve got a different celebrity getting on. Like, “Hey, now we’ve got Danny Glover!” So we went out that night to some strip club, and we were all drinking. And there were a bunch of bikers there, so David says to them, “I’ll pay for all your drinks if you show up to set tomorrow and pretend to be my security.” Wesley freaked out and went back to his trailer. And the next day, Wesley sat down with David and was like, “I think you need to quit. You’re detrimental to this movie.” And David was like, “Why don’t you quit? We’ve got all your close-ups, and we could shoot the rest with your stand-in.” And that freaked Wesley out so much that, for the rest of the production, he would only communicate with the director through Post-it notes. And he would sign each Post-it note “From Blade.”

When I met him I was like, “Hi!” And he was like, “I’m Blade.” And also, Natasha Lyonne was on that set, and she was going through some kind of mental breakdown. Wesley is all boundaries, and she has no boundaries. She played a blind computer expert. So the first scene they had together, she put her hand right on his face, and he just recoiled. It was awesome.

A lot of the lines that Ryan Reynolds has were just a result of Wesley not being there. We would all just think of things for him to say and then cut to Wesley’s face not doing anything because that’s all we could get from him. It was kind of funny. We were like, “What are the worst jokes and puns that we can say to this guy?” And then it would just be his face going, “Mmm.” “Smiles are contagious.” It’s so, so dumb. That was an example of a very troubled shoot that we made fun. You have to find a way to make it fun.

hey i didn't read this. i mean look at all that. come on

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Q_5jtqUy8

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Jabronie posted:

Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And there’s a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so loving grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley Snipes was just loving crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him. But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!”

And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer. So later that night, Ron Perlman was in the city. Everyone who makes movies in Vancouver stays in the same hotel. It’s like an episode of The Love Boat. Every time the elevator stops, you’ve got a different celebrity getting on. Like, “Hey, now we’ve got Danny Glover!” So we went out that night to some strip club, and we were all drinking. And there were a bunch of bikers there, so David says to them, “I’ll pay for all your drinks if you show up to set tomorrow and pretend to be my security.” Wesley freaked out and went back to his trailer. And the next day, Wesley sat down with David and was like, “I think you need to quit. You’re detrimental to this movie.” And David was like, “Why don’t you quit? We’ve got all your close-ups, and we could shoot the rest with your stand-in.” And that freaked Wesley out so much that, for the rest of the production, he would only communicate with the director through Post-it notes. And he would sign each Post-it note “From Blade.”

When I met him I was like, “Hi!” And he was like, “I’m Blade.” And also, Natasha Lyonne was on that set, and she was going through some kind of mental breakdown. Wesley is all boundaries, and she has no boundaries. She played a blind computer expert. So the first scene they had together, she put her hand right on his face, and he just recoiled. It was awesome.

A lot of the lines that Ryan Reynolds has were just a result of Wesley not being there. We would all just think of things for him to say and then cut to Wesley’s face not doing anything because that’s all we could get from him. It was kind of funny. We were like, “What are the worst jokes and puns that we can say to this guy?” And then it would just be his face going, “Mmm.” “Smiles are contagious.” It’s so, so dumb. That was an example of a very troubled shoot that we made fun. You have to find a way to make it fun.

tl:dr. i mean, hosed up if true, rly makes u think...

Yeah, another Blade movie would be good. I'm sure Wesley Snipes fee to be in movies is pretty small at this point.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Jabronie posted:

Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And there’s a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so loving grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley Snipes was just loving crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him. But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!”

And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer. So later that night, Ron Perlman was in the city. Everyone who makes movies in Vancouver stays in the same hotel. It’s like an episode of The Love Boat. Every time the elevator stops, you’ve got a different celebrity getting on. Like, “Hey, now we’ve got Danny Glover!” So we went out that night to some strip club, and we were all drinking. And there were a bunch of bikers there, so David says to them, “I’ll pay for all your drinks if you show up to set tomorrow and pretend to be my security.” Wesley freaked out and went back to his trailer. And the next day, Wesley sat down with David and was like, “I think you need to quit. You’re detrimental to this movie.” And David was like, “Why don’t you quit? We’ve got all your close-ups, and we could shoot the rest with your stand-in.” And that freaked Wesley out so much that, for the rest of the production, he would only communicate with the director through Post-it notes. And he would sign each Post-it note “From Blade.”

When I met him I was like, “Hi!” And he was like, “I’m Blade.” And also, Natasha Lyonne was on that set, and she was going through some kind of mental breakdown. Wesley is all boundaries, and she has no boundaries. She played a blind computer expert. So the first scene they had together, she put her hand right on his face, and he just recoiled. It was awesome.

A lot of the lines that Ryan Reynolds has were just a result of Wesley not being there. We would all just think of things for him to say and then cut to Wesley’s face not doing anything because that’s all we could get from him. It was kind of funny. We were like, “What are the worst jokes and puns that we can say to this guy?” And then it would just be his face going, “Mmm.” “Smiles are contagious.” It’s so, so dumb. That was an example of a very troubled shoot that we made fun. You have to find a way to make it fun.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kuato posted:

tl:dr. i mean, hosed up if true, rly makes u think...

Yeah, another Blade movie would be good. I'm sure Wesley Snipes fee to be in movies is pretty small at this point.

The Patton Oswalt interview on the movie is pretty hilarious:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/nailbiter111/news/?a=70355

The whole production cast went crazy dealing with Snipes on a day to day basis.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

etalian posted:

The Patton Oswalt interview on the movie is pretty hilarious:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/nailbiter111/news/?a=70355

The whole production cast went crazy dealing with Snipes on a day to day basis.

lol

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
*sharts pants right near a childs face*

"Hey, at least it wasnt a Blade film, you stupid loving child"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Snipes also spent most of the time smoking massive amounts of weed in his trailer.

naem
May 29, 2011

Parker posey if you are reading this please make out with me and if you really want you can wear the vampire teeth its ok although if I get a say in the matter I'd vote for no vampire teeth also you were really really funny in the dog show movie

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
oh good god parker posey is hot as gently caress in that movie

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

cry every time :cry:

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
Ryan Reynolds dragged that movie kicking and screaming into watchable territory

naem
May 29, 2011

I was a game tester at activision, and during training they used a ps1 era BLADE video game as an example of every possible bug.

Like, you fight several different monsters while climbing a flight of stairs during a "this is how you play the game" sequence and you can destroy the game by climbing past enemies and not learning various attack types, and the game glitches out. Also your characters head kept disappearing and your sword gets stuck in your crotch area and the attack looks like humping. All narrated by wesley snipes

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
it was cool when action movies didnt have shaky cam.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

etalian posted:

The Patton Oswalt interview on the movie is pretty hilarious:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/nailbiter111/news/?a=70355

The whole production cast went crazy dealing with Snipes on a day to day basis.

if i was wesley snipes and a part of this movie, i'd do the same poo poo

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Misandrist Wytch posted:

it was cool when action movies didnt have shaky cam.

it's the matrix's fault for making GBS threads the bed so hard

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

it's the matrix's fault for making GBS threads the bed so hard
Bourne Supremacy

giZm
Jul 7, 2003

Only the insane equates pain with success

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

Ryan Reynolds dragged that movie kicking and screaming into watchable territory
Yes, thank you, finally somebody gets it.

Deadpool is going to be so good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoXGsv9nsNs

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

giZm posted:

Yes, thank you, finally somebody gets it.

Deadpool is going to be so good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoXGsv9nsNs

Looks like a pile of poo poo to me.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im going to like its actions sequences looks like

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

blade 2 sucked

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