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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > best candy megathread
 
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 haribo is great but tangfastics are easily the highest of shelves top tier candy
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I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
 The Goatse candy from SA-MArt.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 Cum

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 ecstasy pills

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WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

 The only candy I've had in recent years was probably an andes mint. Those are pretty good.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 tangfastics are the best haribos. those dog testicle ones are the best, better than the cola bottles or the rings

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Do candy bars count? If so, I like Paydays. If not, Reese's Pieces I guess. Possibly sesame brittle.

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


 I bought a 5 lbs jar of Jelly Belly jelly beans from amazon for like 30$. Each time I eat them I change my mind on which flavor is best. It's way too hard to decide.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 i like the sour kinds of candies, so thats the poo poo

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olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

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