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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




have you seen when they put those guys in for plays? the opposing team doesnt even try to stop them. its a loving TD every play. its not like they are capable of any type of meaningful work

thoughts?

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
they tried a retard at QB but jamarcus russell couldnt make the cut

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
If you're not playing to win, then you shouldn't be playing at all.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Daedra posted:

they tried a retard at QB but jamarcus russell couldnt make the cut

well that was quick

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I thought fullbacks were the ones with retard strength.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
This is rugby, right?

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Very few thread titles make me click. This one did.**

And Downs Syndrome doesn't automatically grant you with incredible strength. You need to find a more garden-variety retard that's also enormous. He'll definitely have retard strength.

**edit: I am a sports fan.

Lincoln fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Oct 18, 2014

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
I thought all handegg players had downs, not just runnerbackers

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.
lol look @ d@ downsy face

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Lincoln posted:

Very few thread titles make me click. This one did.**

And Downs Syndrome doesn't automatically grant you with incredible strength. You need to find a more garden-variety retard that's also enormous. He'll definitely have retard strength.

**edit: I am a sports fan.

its not the strength its that the other team wont even try to tackle him because they will be shamed

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

zVxTeflon posted:

have you seen when they put those guys in for plays? the opposing team doesnt even try to stop them. its a loving TD every play. its not like they are capable of any type of meaningful work

thoughts?

honestly they tried it. Only the Giants have a program for it now.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

this is a post of a goon who doesn't know anything about sports pretending he knows something about sports

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gone Baptizin posted:

this is a post of a goon who doesn't know anything about sports pretending he knows something about sports

you did ok kid!

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
downsyndrome retards already manage the nfl op

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

zVxTeflon posted:

its not the strength its that the other team wont even try to tackle him because they will be shamed

in that case every team should have a girl running back

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
reatards are too smart to play football. hth.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Miltank posted:

downsyndrome retards already manage the nfl op

Al Michaels curse.

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Daedra posted:

they tried a retard at QB but jamarcus russell couldnt make the cut

Wrong literally retarded NFL QB

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Young#2006_NFL_Draft

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The best part is the retard is already brain damaged so it makes no difference how many concussions they get

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I... dont know. :confused:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Should have used Mcnabb

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:

The best part is the retard is already brain damaged so it makes no difference how many concussions they get

they might get smarter

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

The best part is the retard is already brain damaged so it makes no difference how many concussions they get

What?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




you're a colossal idiot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ethanol posted:

you're a colossal idiot

lets see what he has to say!

Wank
Apr 26, 2008
I would have a cancer patient with one day to live on the team to hand off the ball to when my team is in the redzone. Would you tackle him!? Would you deny a dying child his one dream!?

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

people in this thread posted:

Russell...Young...McNabb...

I'm gonna add Tebow to the mix just to make the thread less unintentionally racist. We're here to make fun of retards people, not black guys.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


i just looked up the wonderlic test and there's a player who scored 4/50

how the gently caress do you not even guess better than that

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

zVxTeflon posted:

have you seen when they put those guys in for plays? the opposing team doesnt even try to stop them. its a loving TD every play. its not like they are capable of any type of meaningful work

thoughts?

ya I have a thought OP if you're right about this and it's 'a TD every play' my question is why they don't give these guys the ball each and every play??? You would think the scores would be something like I dunno 280-315 or something instead of finishing 24-10

what do you think about that?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Daedra posted:

they tried a retard at QB but jamarcus russell couldnt make the cut

Tebow is still holding out hope to be picked up.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

"The test was graded incorrectly, I can assure you I am not retarded"

Pre-Cambrian Syndrome
Jan 6, 2006

all athletes are retards

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

zVxTeflon posted:

have you seen when they put those guys in for plays? the opposing team doesnt even try to stop them. its a loving TD every play. its not like they are capable of any type of meaningful work

thoughts?

juicing someone who already has hysterical strength, seems like a winning strategem.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Hmm I'm thinking maybe get some Make A Wish kids in there, nobody would tackle them

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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
because there is only one of the OP so he couldn't play for every nfl team

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