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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
...are just regular people with animal parts instead of people parts. If you're ever in olden times and some dude asks you to tell him a story about a mythical creature, just take a dude and swap parts with an animal. "Yeah, see, it's a normal dude, but he's got cat paws for hands." But if you want to give your mythical creature a little spicy kick, you make this mythical creature obsessed with something, like mazes or riddles. Riddles are pretty good because then, if you have to have a story about the mythical creature, it can have a riddle in it. That can also work as their weakness, and then the lesson of the story is don't obsess over things and keep your eyes on the prize. That's a good lesson for the kids of any time.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
alot of this was supposedly from them digging up fossils and arranging skeletons into the shape of a homonid.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

TOILETLORD posted:

alot of this was supposedly from them digging up fossils and arranging skeletons into the shape of a homonid.

Whoa, don't do that: if you mess with bones, a catpaws will appear and force you to answer a riddle.

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
What walks on four paws in the morning, two paws at noon, and three paws at night?

I dunno, some kinda Catpaws

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Have you heard the tale of the Dingus? He looks like a man, but possesses the tongue of a dog, the penis of a horse, and the scrunched-up rear end in a top hat of a cat.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
nah

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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thats not true op

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