German Emotions

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Action Yak: Nov 9, 2008

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communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

hitler

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:43

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

how do the jews feel about german emotions

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:43

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

aggresiv >

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:44

giZm: Jul 7, 2003; Only the insane equates pain with success

Gl�cklich

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sigs turned off crew

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:45

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

is this learning material for young children or art

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:48

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I will never know what gleichg�ltig feels like

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:49

giZm: Jul 7, 2003; Only the insane equates pain with success

Motherfucker posted:

I will never know what gleichg�ltig feels like

Do this: say "meh.", shrug, then leave.

Voila, Gleichg�ltigkeit!

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:50

Action Yak: Nov 9, 2008

Glucklich reminds me of a caricature of Jimmy Carter.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:54

naem: May 29, 2011

German has a word for the feeling of pleasure at seeing another's pain, but no word for nipple.

For nipple it's brustwarz, breast-wart.

Because everyone knows what warts are of course

Germans- basically orcs

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:08

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

D�ck bu�

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:10

the night dad: Oct 23, 2006; by XyloJW

As someone taking German in college let me tell you i wish i took french or Italian instead.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:14

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:17

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

naem posted:

German has a word for the feeling of pleasure at seeing another's pain, but no word for nipple.

For nipple it's brustwarz, breast-wart.

Because everyone knows what warts are of course

Germans- basically orcs

Nipple is a diminutive of the Old English word for beak or snout. At least our word makes sense, cause I sure don't have any chest beaks. :colbert:

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:18

K. Flaps: Dec 7, 2012; by Athanatos

naem posted:

German has a word for the feeling of pleasure at seeing another's pain, but no word for nipple.

For nipple it's brustwarz, breast-wart.

Because everyone knows what warts are of course

Germans- basically orcs

There is a German word for nipple, it's Nippel.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:22

naem: May 29, 2011

K. Flaps posted:

There is a German word for nipple, it's Nippel.

Borrowed from English. Although English is about half mispronounced German lol

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:26

hofnar: Dec 27, 2008; by sebmojo

this thread is less exciting than a trip to the Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizit�tenhauptbetriebswerkbauun-
terbeamtengesellschaft

# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:12

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

hitler

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psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Glorpygloop to you too op.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:38

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

where the hell is randler when you need him

# ? Oct 18, 2014 23:56

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

where the hell is randler when you need him

Like that ever happens.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 23:57

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

german is the ugliest language on the planet and their entire post-unification history has been them pitching a tantrum over the fact that no one thinks their gutterances are sexy

# ? Oct 19, 2014 00:03

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo2eH3-R09I

# ? Oct 19, 2014 00:05

xutech: Mar 4, 2011; EIIST

paranoid randroid posted:

german is the ugliest language on the planet and their entire post-unification history has been them pitching a tantrum over the fact that no one thinks their gutterances are sexy

I think Dutch is the worst. It sounds like someone continuously clearing their throat.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 00:25

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

My experience visiting Germany:

# ? Oct 19, 2014 00:26

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

# ? Oct 19, 2014 01:04

Bobert Bobertson: Apr 1, 2014

germans lack an actual neural signal for "pain", which is why they don't empathize with creatures that do. 5'd because of the pics

# ? Oct 19, 2014 01:38

tensac: Jun 9, 2011; is it anything?

# ? Oct 19, 2014 01:57

naem: May 29, 2011

paranoid randroid posted:

german is the ugliest language on the planet and their entire post-unification history has been them pitching a tantrum over the fact that no one thinks their gutterances are sexy

WE ARE THE FIGHTING URUK-HAI

# ? Oct 19, 2014 02:01

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

please, get this kostenlose smileys now

# ? Oct 19, 2014 02:02

naem: May 29, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

please, get this kostenlose smileys now

**Arnold Schwarzenegger glottal noises**

# ? Oct 19, 2014 02:04

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

sabel why is that your avatar now. it seems like it would be more fitting for forums poster The Worst Unicorn

# ? Oct 19, 2014 02:05

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.