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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Hey pitch some ideas that you wish someone with talent and money would make into a thing you can buy, for fun.


* A Homeworld-style RTS spacegame based on The Mote in God's Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Build all kinds of crazy garbage and warp around shooting at multicolor blistershield ships until they go thermonuclear. Also Moties who are awesome.

* A modern 4X game that isn't hot poo poo.

* Use the phone app to download a fleshlight vibration pattern tailored to your favorite podcast star.

* Battle Chess

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
just wish i could play ball with the other kids...

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
its all in the game

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
A game that I always win and gives me lots of money.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sintax posted:

just wish i could play ball with the other kids...

it's not our fault the probation officer won't let you

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

A game, probably some sort of first person view, where I put my penis inside your mom

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Fractal Dungeon!

You start ina dungeon and hit an enemy, which procedurally generates a new dungeon to resolve that battle. The first enemy you encounter does the same things and so on until you slit your writsts (game over)

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
"guess the letter game"

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Games without frontiers

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dongattack posted:

"guess the letter game"

"C"

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Kill la Kill : The Game running on the Revengeance engine

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Chard posted:

* Use the phone app to download a fleshlight vibration pattern tailored to your favorite podcast star.
hmm like an appp that analyzes their throat shape based on their voice even... ira glass im looking at u...

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Super Color Man!

A simply WASD game for breaks at work. Put your man next to men of the same color. If you put your man next to a differnt color man they have to fight. DLC packs include various weapons and custom vehicle skins

Rated M for Explicit Sex, Drug Use, Violence

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
basketfootbaseball

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
penultimate frisbee

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dongattack posted:

"guess the letter game"

DDDDD

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

A game where you count cars of a certain color on the street while you ride on your mom's Nissan

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Don Tacorleone posted:

A game where you count cars of a certain color on the street while you ride on your mom's Nissan

Blue cars?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I miss the goat, but I love the new av!

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Once smellogaming becomes a thing I would like to play Armpit Stench Sudoku

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

VendaGoat posted:

Blue cars?

sure man

DLC for other color cars, or a season pass for all the colors

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Dongattack posted:

"guess the letter game"

F

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I miss the goat, but I love the new av!

enjoy it while it lasts. I still have the old one.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Don Tacorleone posted:

season pass for all the colors

Includes Steam badge

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
"I Spy" with really difficult ones like corners, angles or matter

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Cat Simulator

* use dynamic physics controls to lick your balls for 2 hours

* Real Time Sleeping

* mouse support

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chard posted:

Cat Simulator

* use dynamic physics controls to lick your balls for 2 hours

* Real Time Sleeping

* mouse support

people would pay you millions of dollars to play this. Not me, I hate cats

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chard posted:

Cat Simulator

* use dynamic physics controls to lick your balls for 2 hours

* Real Time Sleeping

* mouse support

DLC ball of string will be available soon

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

The Zybourne Clock

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

DLC ball of string will be available soon

Don't give EA any ideas

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Minesweeper but it uses the killing floor 2 engine to render your soldier exploring each tile

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Planet Lord

* rearrange continents with gradual tectonic shift

* Ice Cap Meter

* panspermia

* Multiple Win Conditions (nuclear wasteland, infinite reboot, invasion, loldidn'thappen, unobtanium, and more)

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

A game where you update excel spreadsheets all day long, and at the end of the month you earn some money for it

sometimes you randomly get a better computer and excel goes faster

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Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.
QWOP banking op's mom

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