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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

has anyone suggested that you feel asexual because you appear to have suppressed your puberty, as indicated by your username, OP?

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Abandon posted:

unironically, insisting that people who don't share a personal characteristic with you, viz. sexual appetite, have something wrong with them, and cooking uo a vague pseudo-scientific justification for what is little more than idle prejudice. itt

My horoscope told me it was true. gently caress off.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I'm a sexual that can't get some

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
I'm asexual tyranosarus.

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
OP, you've never masturbated?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fetus Tree posted:

i didnt understand any of this lol

He's incel as well

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Soup du Jour posted:

has anyone suggested that you feel asexual because you appear to have suppressed your puberty, as indicated by your username, OP?

I did

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
what does incel mean ive seen this word a few times now

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Fetus Tree posted:

what does incel mean ive seen this word a few times now

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

calusari posted:

OP, you've never masturbated?
That poo poo's gross.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lol that third definition was written by an incel.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

I'm a panromantic gray asexual otherkin but nobody cares, which is cool

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

calusari posted:

OP, you've never masturbated?

I have, when I was younger.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I have, when I was younger.

Wait ur a dude or girl ? This matters to my rating of this thread

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Darth123123 posted:

Wait ur a dude or girl ? This matters to my rating of this thread

Seems like they keep flipping between both.

That might be the problem. OP you need to let "them" touch.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I have a male physique but a feminine sophistication.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I have a male physique but a feminine sophistication.

lol'd irl


btw are you drunk yet

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

gbs unironically watches 'trending poo poo' on netflix and posts about it

while not jerking off

because that would be wrong

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
im only posting itt bc OP is a buddy from another thread and wanted to add my support to him if he needed

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

lotta serious posts in this dumb idiot thread

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Windows 98 posted:

OP this is actually a serious response.

It could be argued that one of the most basic primal needs is the need to reproduce. It's how a species survives. Generally speaking most species, especially humans, have brains wired to desire the need to reproduce. While modern society sees it as just being horny it is something that has been encoded into our instinct through evolution. Other things like caring for our children, hunger, thirst, etc are also examples of these types of instinctual primal urges. I'm not sure how things like homosexuality fit in there as I'm not an expert on any of this, but ultimately humans are hard wired to desire sex. The fact that you have no sexual desires at all seems like an anomaly (see: mutation), at least according to evolution. While it's respectable you want to purse other things in your life instead of chasing booty constantly it ultimately doesn't matter because you're posting on GBS. What the gently caress did you think people were going to respond with?

plz write an essay on how beer fits into this, since it probably explains how anyone can survive reading your posts

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

I wanted to get my dick wet and I don't like people so I bought a real doll

Thing Fish
Dec 8, 2006
any downers?
i'm asexual tyrannosaurus

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

What can I say? I don't have any sexual prefence and in fact do not desire of sex. I'm NOT a eunuch! I'm just a chick who would rather not have the complications.

Whoops I slipped my dick fell into you when you were sleeping and you woke up and chokeholded me, and then it got interesting.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

I have a male physique but a feminine sophistication.

What the gently caress does this even mean?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Errant Gin Monks posted:

What the gently caress does this even mean?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRQijskAMp4

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Fetus Tree posted:

im only posting itt bc OP is a buddy from another thread and wanted to add my support to him if he needed

thanks :)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Errant Gin Monks posted:

What the gently caress does this even mean?

He gay?

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

No he is asexual. And has female sophistication.. Whatever the gently caress that means.

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