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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
My auto class teacher made us watch Van Damme's Double Impact.

We were all high as gently caress so it was pretty cool.

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I belong on that hill, with Katsumoto, my warrior spirit borne aloft on the cherry blossoms of heart's blood

Harime Nui fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Oct 19, 2014

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Harime Nui posted:

I belong on that hill, with Katsumoto, my warrior spirit borne aloft on the cherry blossoms of heart's blood

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013
Hollywood tripe substitute for reading books, makes us feel good because we live out our warrior fantasies and get a fake history lesson, etc.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Telesphorus posted:

Hollywood tripe substitute for reading books, makes us feel good because we live out our warrior fantasies and get a fake history lesson, etc.

fight me bitch

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Telesphorus posted:

Hollywood tripe substitute for reading books, makes us feel good because we live out our warrior fantasies and get a fake history lesson, etc.

please, tell me what books I should be reading to get to your level

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gnarlyhotep posted:

watch Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, it's better

good movie

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

you can't go wrong with Jim Jarmusch

esp when Forest Whitaker is in the mix

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

gnarlyhotep posted:

please, tell me what books I should be reading to get to your level
五輪書 by 宮本 武蔵 in the original Japanese of course.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Al Cowens posted:

五輪書 by 宮本 武蔵 in the original Japanese of course.

no I mean real books not that martian pretend poo poo

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

gnarlyhotep posted:

please, tell me what books I should be reading to get to your level

I like last samurai and gladiator, never read any books on the matter, just observing that we all suck for it I guess

Fact: Steven Seagal wanted Tom Cruise's job, got angry when he didn't get it

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

gnarlyhotep posted:

no I mean real books not that martian pretend poo poo
Codex Seraphinianus

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
For what it's worth I have a BA in Medieval Studies and a minor in history, am pursuing an MA in history and I don't really GAF if movies are accurate as long as they have something to say and are well made

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
And, you know, not about a bunch of grown men in leather diapers

I mean nothing WRONG with that but

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Telesphorus posted:

I like last samurai and gladiator, never read any books on the matter, just observing that we all suck for it I guess

I read books all the time, my house is cluttered with them, I have to move them aside to cook dinner

so gently caress you for acting like youre all cultured because you read you fycking poo poo head

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

gnarlyhotep posted:

I read books all the time, my house is cluttered with them, I have to move them aside to cook dinner

so gently caress you for acting like youre all cultured because you read you fycking poo poo head

I don't read and how dare you accuse me of doing so rear end in a top hat!

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Everyone should read Plutarch's Lives of Heroes

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Harime Nui posted:

Everyone should read Plutarch's Lives of Heroes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Telesphorus posted:

I don't read and how dare you accuse me of doing so rear end in a top hat!

ahhhhh you got me!

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Harime Nui posted:

And, you know, not about a bunch of grown men in leather diapers

I mean nothing WRONG with that but

Road Warrior was great, you take that back!

Also I am skeptical about this: http://m.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3174411289?ref_=m_tt_ov_vi

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Helical Nightmares posted:

Road Warrior was great, you take that back!

Also I am skeptical about this: http://m.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3174411289?ref_=m_tt_ov_vi

I'm pretty sure it's CinemaDiscusso's most anticipated movie of all time

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
lmao I forgot there's a moment in this movie where a small child parries about five blows from a trained assassin.


Here's to you, Worst Ninja of All Time.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Good thread. I will pay it homage by rewatching 13 Assassins. It truly shows the dignity of the samurai spirit in combat.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
That movie is so loving good, also. That noble dude just doesn't give a gently caress.

Bertram
Oct 25, 2010

kazr posted:

cool let me know what yo uthink of it op

nice.

op you should watch Harakik: Death of a Samurai.

it is good.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Harime Nui posted:

That movie is so loving good, also. That noble dude just doesn't give a gently caress.

They are like, 100 people attacking me? No sweat, let me crush them with these movable walls and then slice every single one of them with my katana.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


That would explain why it looks like forest had a stroke, must have taken a katana across the eye?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
"A man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed."

Do you know how much I have lived my life by those words? They still give me chills. Through GREs and graduate studies I have clung to those words like a drowning man to a lifebuoy. We none of us are able to control the outcome of our efforts, but we can and must control ourselves. fart im gay

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I really want to watch the Last Samurai now

wonder if its on Netflix

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
try watching Seven Samurai OP

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

JFairfax posted:

try watching Seven Samurai OP

hell yeah Kurosawa is the best

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Never seen a Kurosawa movie but I really liked Sword of Doom

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Telesphorus posted:

Hollywood tripe substitute for reading books, makes us feel good because we live out our warrior fantasies and get a fake history lesson, etc.

Actually movies like these make (some) people more interested in seeing the actual history. I devoured some books on feudal Japan after seeing The Last Samurai and I also ended up doing a lot of study of Western warfare because the movie also mentioned the 300 Spartans. It just depends on how they present it really.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Gladiator owns and the first samurai was pretty mediocre

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
"They are.... all... perfect"

JFC I cry everytime :smith:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Want some entertaining but entirely accurate Japanese history? Watch Samurai Champloo.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Everyone should watch the baseball episode and learn the TRUE history

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

lilljonas posted:

Good thread. I will pay it homage by rewatching 13 Assassins. It truly shows the dignity of the samurai spirit in combat.

I can't think of any movie more badass than 13 Assassins

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
op is actually just gonna watch v for vendetta and anime

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