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Highlights from the last thread: quote:I knew that for a case like this I'd need a piece. quote:"Sam," he said. "Leave it well enough alone." quote:I found him half asleep at the bar in the Ace Tavern, a washed up grifter getting grifted by the bottle. Thousand drunks just like him at a thousand joints in this city but Larry was special. Larry was the last man to see Margaret Johnson before she disappeared. Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Oct 19, 2014 |
# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:42 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:32 |
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christ that's a lot of text
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:44 |
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I threw my fedora onto the sofa. "Got anything to drink here?" I asked her curty. "No..." she replied. "Mind if I smoke?" I asked, pulling out my e-cig and lighting it before her reply. "No..." I pulled myself up to her and held her close. "Mind if I take what I want?" I whispered. "... Yes." I frowned. The iPod inside the doll wasn't supposed to do that...
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:08 |
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so you write pulp detective stuff but say that the guy likes reddit huh?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:10 |
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Phelps, badge twelve forty seven.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:11 |
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Is he allowed to meet internet celebrities? specifically ones that have a name that start with U?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:11 |
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Cucking Mama posted:so you write pulp detective stuff but say that the guy likes reddit huh? It's probably the worst thing i've seen in my life.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:19 |
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no they will not posted:It's probably the worst thing i've seen in my life. i cant believe you read any of that tbh
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:21 |
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I only read bits of the original thread, but it seemed very funny.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:28 |
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on the minecraft wiki it says that cyan dye is a nonrenewable resource but actually it is
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:48 |
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Ungoldmine this thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636034
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:58 |
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Beef Turret posted:Ungoldmine this thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636034 This.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:11 |
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Beef Turret posted:Ungoldmine this thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636034 argh.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:41 |
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bookmark
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:57 |
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what is this poo poo? go to fyad with all the other wannabe writers
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:07 |
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Gay Roads posted:what is this poo poo? go to fyad with all the other wannabe writers Please do not encourage the OP to post in fyad.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:19 |
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go post in fyad OP
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:20 |
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nooo
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:20 |
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thou are foolish goons who sow shitposts among the effort threads (abe 27:10)
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 06:30 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:thou are foolish goons who sow shitposts among the effort threads (abe 27:10) lmao
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 06:30 |
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neo gbs was better when people just went along with thread topics instead of discussing how funny it isnt going to be hahaha look at me caring about posting
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 06:38 |
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Stoat posted:neo gbs was better when people just went along with thread topics instead of discussing how funny it isnt going to be kinda seems like that's what you're doing but it's not for me to juche
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 06:39 |
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I ddidn't read any of it but it was probably bad
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 06:52 |
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 07:14 |
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what happened posted:go post in fyad OP
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 07:15 |
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I opened the door and entered. The dingy room was dimly lit and smelled of everything but soap or cleaner. Faded, cracked posters of Hitler and anime lined the walls, unemptied wastepaper baskets filled to their tops with yellowed Kleenex beneath each of them. There were a few cheap wooden tables with even cheaper wooden chairs scattered around, and in each of the chairs sat the bottom dwellers of society, each of them staring at my silhouetted frame in the doorway. One of them put down his well-worn copy of Game of Thrones. His appearance was pallid and the frames of his glasses twisted from being sat on too many times, and I supposed that among this bunch he’d be considered the bookish intellectual. He sneered at me and mumbled out, “Get out of here, Sam. We don’t want your type in here anymore!” Before I had a chance to say anything witty back to him, a creature who could have used a shave and a shower last year, sputtered out, “Ye-ye-yeah, Sam! G-g-g-get the f-f-f-gently caress back to The F-f-fyad! N-no room for y-y-you here!” This spitting was followed by a long fart that ended in a different kind of sputter. The room sat silently for a moment while friend and foe alike quietly acknowledged that the grown man had just poo poo his pants. The silence didn’t last long though before a disturbed looking grinning man, dried and hopefully someone else's semen in the corners of his mouth, said, “No, hehe, The Fyad is too good for Sam here hehe!”. Some lost soul in the dark uttered what could have been “Hitler was right…” I gritted my teeth and unclenched my fists. One of my hands mechanically unbuttoned my jacket and reached for the round butt of my gun. “Don’t,” came an urgent whisper to my right. The hand of an old friend, Gary, a decade older than when I’d seen him last month, reached for my shoulder and began guiding me back out of the room. Stoat, an old hat, was already out there looking at the ground and not enjoying his cigarette. “It isn’t worth it, Sam” continued Gary. “It’s New GBS…” Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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I rolled the dice over and over in my hand. Two were your average D6, weighing 6 grams, but the others were obviously loaded. I grinned across the table. "How about we do a little trade in light of our recent friendship? I use your dice, you use mine?" I said. The hulking slob wiped the sweat from his pimply brow and I rolled without waiting for a response. The bones showed three 4's, two 5's, and a lonely 6. My grin widened. "Power Armor is +3." I said.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 23:08 |
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*plays anime heaven girl II: the rainbow sky chasers import on his PS2*
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:49 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:56 |
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HELLO DID YOU KILL SOMEONE?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 00:59 |
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HELLO I AM WRITTER
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 01:03 |
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HELLO WRITTER HAVE YOU SEEN A VERY PRETTY WOMAN WITH SMALL FEET WIHT PURPLE NAIL POLISH IN WHITE SHOES AND PRETTY ANKLES?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 01:05 |
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Beneath the desk I closed my hand around my cold testicles and tiny, vestigial penis. It would be hours before lunch.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 01:11 |
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The perp was breaking under my brutal interrogation. "Could you p-p-please tell me where you put my Mikasa Ackermann body pillow?" The man groaned as he looked up from his Samsung Galaxy 3. Looked like he was playing the original Asteroids online using Flash. I sniffed. Galaga on a Linux emulator was the superior game. Some of us have standards. "Look kid, we just threw it over the fence out back. Okay? We were just messing with you. Now beat it." I narrowed my eyes and took a drag from my e-cig. That residential chain link fence behind the establishment was at least four feet tall. I'd better perform my field polygraph before committing to that exertion. "Sir, could you tell me the value of pi?" I whispered after 5.3 seconds of awkward silence brought on by my terror of social interaction. "Uhh, 3.14? Why?" he asked weakly. I had him now. He knew it. I knew it. Nobody thinks it has only two decimal places. What kind of amateur did he think I am? "Now see here, sir--" I began. "Number 237, your order is ready!" The cashier called out. The man turned away from me, got his McFlurry with M&M's, and walked out the door. drat. I wouldn't lose him so easily next time. I pulled out my iPad and went back to browsing TVTropes.
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:ban: these guys Edit: '09's, jfc
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