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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
And I win, A straight over 3 '4s you dick, and now i'm the table leader.

dudes really mad though

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
bow before table leader

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Sintax posted:

bow before table leader

not for long I got a 2 hearts strong suit,

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
was playing in a tournament the other night at my local, some dude raised quad the big blind (so 8k), i folded with k7. someone called him and k77 came out in the flop.

i glassed myself (silently and without facial expressions).

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
was dealt a straight flush to the ace of spades from a legit shuffled deck once (it wasnt a money game though)
so improbable that i find it really weird

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Robbie Fowler posted:

was playing in a tournament the other night at my local, some dude raised quad the big blind (so 8k), i folded with k7. someone called him and k77 came out in the flop.

i glassed myself (silently and without facial expressions).

walking away with 50000 is better than nothing

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
i hat three 5s on a slad draw, dude had a boat.

it happens

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
What was the betting structure though, op

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Is this warhamz or mtg?

U gay op

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Incredulous Dylan posted:

What was the betting structure though, op

river card does you in all the time.

you think you got this and your 5% on the draw.

it happenes alot

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
yeah i helped run large tournaments at a big poker floor in the south east for years so i've seen it all. one time these stupid kids demanded to be paid a decent final showing in cash at the table so they could facebook the pictures. probably 50k payout. someone followed them home and robbed them at gunpoint, lol

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

orangesampson posted:

And I win, A straight over 3 '4s you dick, and now i'm the table leader.

dudes really mad though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ehDtwFR34

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Check the kitty; i believe you've renegged and that you are a renegger.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Kitty?!

:toxogond:

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fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



one time i bet because i had a good hand and someone called because he also had a good hand but not as good and i got some money

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
the guy who raised you should kill himself.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Motherfucker posted:

the guy who raised you should kill himself.

Thats not a very nice thing to say about someones dad.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats not a very nice thing to say about someones dad.

:thejoke:

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Ah yeah I have trouble with necromancers all the time. They're always like "hey I'm a necromancer you're a skeleton I just raised you, you must work for me" and I go all "no thanks" and collapse into a pile of bones. Some guys get the hint, others just keep raising me thinking the personality on the bones will change because there's no brain but no, I flip them the bird. What are they gonna do, grind my bones into paste? Too much effort.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i poked ur mom op

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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
so yeah what's the likelihood of the scene in Casino Royale where all the players just whip out their finest Finishing Move hands

the lowest hand is like a flush and it just keeps going

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