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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
ive never known a womans love

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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

a starwar betamax posted:

ive never known a womans love

It's the best, they actually climb and kiss your body and ignore your bad breathe in the morning, and you sex and your bathroom is pink.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
you should try it at least once, before you become stone

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
dirt has food in it

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Blood is actually an ineffective lubricant

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

mookface posted:

Blood is actually an ineffective lubricant

Haha which is ironic because it oils the cogs of capitalism

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

Haha which is ironic because it oils the cogs of capitalism

The machine could run dry on the bones of mankind

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

a starwar betamax posted:

ive never known a womans love

that doesn't surprise me at all

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

a starwar betamax posted:

ive never known a womans love

i am genuinely not surprised

e;fb

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
My only hope at this point is tbat I meet a handsom goon babe at my goon meetup at bahama breese tommorrow and my wife gets jelouse and she decides she really loves me and calls me back

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

a starwar betamax posted:

My only hope at this point is tbat I meet a handsom goon babe at my goon meetup at bahama breese tommorrow and my wife gets jelouse and she decides she really loves me and calls me back

No one loves us, we are unloved. Love is a brain condition these days.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

mookface posted:

The machine could run dry on the bones of mankind

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wanna say its with the excess fat of the obese

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

I used to think one did, but now I realize she just liked me and wanted to gently caress me.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
if you wake one day and womens magazines clog your bathroom, its time to move on

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



orangesampson posted:

if you wake one day and womens magazines clog your bathroom, its time to move on

how do you move on when you know how likely it is no other woman will bed you

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