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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

What's your argument for this

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Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

Yaldabaoth posted:

I tend to see homeless people as a huge red flag because if you go to a community and there's homeless people then you better just get the gently caress out because if poo poo goes down you can't rely on the rest of the community to band together to make sure you're properly housed and provided for even if your circumstances are beyond your control

literally the only way you could believe this is if you are homeless at this very moment, like posting out of a garbage can covered in garbage

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Twist soda cans in half to fashion dangerous ersatz blades and prepare to defend your recyclabes

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




fist full of duct tape and broken minibar bottles like Liam Neeson in that wolf movie. Crouching for hours in the shared laundry area, waiting for prey

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



It's pretty great actually. My building doesn't have traditional recycling so we just put bottles and cans in a separate garbage bin and the local Chinese bottle-collecting lady knows exactly where to go. I bet she makes a solid 80 or 90 cents just from our bins alone.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




braid old plastic bags into a line and create a system of snares to entangle would-be asian recyclers

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




punji trap lined with forks w/ one bent tine

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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
STEP 7:

...and is cut off by [F], an elderly man pedaling his tricycle verrrryyy slooooowwwly with a 15-foot-diameter sphere of empty plastic cooking oil bottles bungee-corded haphazardly to the cargo area. He was part of the lawful pedestrians, but seeing the stalled traffic, decided to cut diagonally across the intersection. Not only has [F] blocked [E], he is headed straight at [B], giving [C] the edge he needs.

STEP 8

[B] concedes to [C], who drives in the crosswalk behind [F] and blocks [E]. Meanwhile, [G], a herd of about 20 bicycles, mopeds, pedestrians and wheelbarrows, sensing weakness in the eastbound lane and seeing that much of the westbound traffic is blocked behind [D], breaks north against the light. [F] pedals doggedly onward at about 2 miles per hour, his face like chiseled marble.

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