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roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

wow. I'm really messed up. post some crazy alcohol things you've done

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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
I can't drink because I take Zoloft :)

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

that's great, roboshit.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Race Hate Kramer posted:

I can't drink because I take Zoloft :)

so like what do you do in your spare time then

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I hope you enjoy pooping blood.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i drank 53 miller lites in less than 48 hours this weekend

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

I'm on a snri's and drink 6 bottles of beer gently caress you bitch

E: couldn't get weed on short notice

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i drank a lot until i couldnt stay conscious then did it the next day

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

shiksa posted:

i drank a lot until i couldnt stay conscious then did it the next day

woah.....the next day??

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Someone I know almost died from alcohol poisoning and dehydration.

Wish they died

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

MVP posted:

Someone I know almost died from alcohol poisoning and dehydration.

Wish they died

good poo poo, MVP

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

GelatinSkeleton posted:

good poo poo, MVP

thanks man

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

I'm drunk why is this not edgyfu you dicks

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

This one time I drank a few 4 Lokos and vomited Taco Bell all over my shower.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

That's probably like 12-16 loko total, don't you know there's a war on

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Shroomie posted:

This one time I drank a few 4 Lokos and vomited Taco Bell all over my shower.

to me that's Wednesdays

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
4Loko was so good. 2/$2 steel reserve tall boys were good too. I got a lot of red titles with 4Loko and Steely

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i too like to drink a lot of lovely tasting malt liquor

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i just smoked a bunch of dank after 2 weeks being dry. it feels nice.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Iron Prince posted:

i drank 53 miller lites in less than 48 hours this weekend

Sup, Johnny Fifty.

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Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

HoboZero posted:

That's probably like 12-16 loko total, don't you know there's a war on

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