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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
How come the dwarf didn't get his own large retarded man to ride around on? It wouldn't bug if large retarded men simply weren't used as beasts of burden in that society but they clearly gave one to the crippled kid to ride on. So why didn't the dwarf get one too?

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Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
a lancester always rides their pet (retard)

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
never seen it. wizards are stupid

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

1gnoirents posted:

never seen it. wizards are stupid

Nice post+username combo

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Ivor Biggun posted:

Nice post+username combo

wizards boning each other? softcore wizard porn?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
bc theres only 1 half giant with a huge dick i mean this dick was like bigger than 2 dwarves in a trench coat, i mean this thing could satisfy a horse. anyway im gay

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

well you see op its because he wasnt a dwarf in the books they cast a dwarf for the show based on his acting merits alone

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bran riding hodor v tyrion riding the mountain

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
giant retards are in short supply in westeros after the giant retard plague that wiped out 4/5ths of them

read the loving books if you're going to talk like this seriously

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i really liked the first season of game of thrones where it was just rich people in cool-rear end outfits scheming

im not really into wizards throwing fireballs at snow skeletons

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i really liked the first season of game of thrones where it was just rich people in cool-rear end outfits scheming

im not really into wizards throwing fireballs at snow skeletons

you'll change your tune when they make a turd golem

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Its no witcher thats for sure.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i would like a brienne and jaime buddy cop spin off, where they go around trolling freys

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

i would like a brienne and jaime buddy cop spin off, where they go around trolling freys

lol did you make someone pissy in the gamergate thread

i have to check back in, that thread was hilarious

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Quickscope420dad posted:

giant retards are in short supply in westeros after the giant retard plague that wiped out 4/5ths of them

read the loving books if you're going to talk like this seriously

Well even then wouldn't the dwarf get higher priority on the Giant Retard Registry since he's the son of a noble?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Yaldabaoth posted:

Well even then wouldn't the dwarf get higher priority on the Giant Retard Registry since he's the son of a noble?
Giant Retard Registry Manager

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

lol did you make someone pissy in the gamergate thread

i have to check back in, that thread was hilarious

i posted too much and am undergoing avatar penance. it is Just and Proper.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Moridin920 posted:

bran riding hodor v tyrion riding the mountain

logically the mountain should win cuz it'd be like a neo master-blaster kinda thing which is tits but in reality bran would spaz out, have a seizure and some stupid wacky hijinks would ensue where him and hodor walk away unscathed and the mountain dies and tyrion winds up in prison

This show is so loving unfair

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the mountain that grooves *slap bass riff*

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

game of thrones is some hosed up poo poo, the only titties I care about seeing are the ones they've never shown (cersei)

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i want to hang out with lena headey. lena are you reading this. pm me

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
In a game of thrones you either ride or die.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
jaime and brienne ride choppers down the highway accompanied by hendrix's all along the watchtower

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Yaldabaoth posted:

How come the dwarf didn't get his own large retarded man to ride around on? It wouldn't bug if large retarded men simply weren't used as beasts of burden in that society but they clearly gave one to the crippled kid to ride on. So why didn't the dwarf get one too?

tyrion is rich he can afford a horse to ride. bran is a poor outlaw

bran warging into hodor to make him kill a guy is the most hosed up thing in the story imo

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

a hole-y ghost posted:

well you see op its because he wasnt a dwarf in the books they cast a dwarf for the show based on his acting merits alone

This is true. In the books Tyrion is bigger (like four and a half feet tall) and stronger, basically a Quasimodo-like character. He actually fights in the battle scene in the first book. And also when he strangles Shae it doesn't look so highly improbable!

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Popular Thug Drink posted:

tyrion is rich he can afford a horse to ride. bran is a poor outlaw

Yeah but you would have to get off the horse if you wanted to go inside a building or something, giant retards can operate on a larger variety of terrain

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