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i've said it before but leave baby animals alone y'all
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I am not a monkey bigot
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Oct 29, 2014 14:01
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Fruity Gordo posted:I am not a monkey bigot I am not a monkey, bigot 
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Oct 29, 2014 14:29
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VanSandman posted:This doesn't have to be fake. I kind of want to KO a tiger as well. Not any way to actually do that, obviously, but I want to do it anyway. 
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Oct 29, 2014 14:44
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I think that shark punching guy is actually Saxton Hale.
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Oct 29, 2014 15:13
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Hobo Siege posted:I'd just like to thank the thread at large for allowing me to confront the darkness in my soul. I emerged from Poor Baby Monkey secure in the knowledge that my empathy holds even in the face of something that moves that goddamn freakily. The baby in that video is suffering from major malnutrition, bodily injury, brain damage and neglect. That's the reason it twitches and flails. It most likely has most of its bones broken. The keepers in that zoo should have removed that child long ago. The only thing left now is to euthanize it. The sickest part of that video is that it appears to be part of a seires spanning some time, meaning the sick gently caress who taped it came back to the zoo many times to film this abuse. I really wish I hadn't watched that.
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Oct 29, 2014 15:16
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Does anyone know what zoo that baby monkey is at so I can never go there?
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Oct 29, 2014 15:31
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The Monkey Man posted:Does anyone know what zoo that baby monkey is at so I can never go there? I can understand your personal issues with this situation
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Oct 29, 2014 16:30
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The Monkey Man posted:Does anyone know what zoo that baby monkey is at so I can go there?
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Oct 29, 2014 16:34
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the jizz taxi posted:From a few pages back but living in Europe and all that. Anyway, it was a guy in the Mortal Kombat community, a real creeptastic British dude who would make fake websites about people, portraying them as islamic extremists, pedophiles, etc., threaten to doxx them, posing as other members and do real hosed up poo poo, and so on. For the longest time nobody could figure out who he really was but some bits and pieces emerged of his real life, which was somehow even more terrifying than all his sociopathic shenanigans. He was apparently a raging islamophobe and one of those BDSM 'doms' into really extreme and disturbing poo poo (beating people with sticks, TPE, no safewords).  I'd say a joke about mortal combat not being a real fighting game but I actually enjoy it as a casual fun game. E: Arkanomen posted:The baby in that video is suffering from major malnutrition, bodily injury, brain damage and neglect. That's the reason it twitches and flails. It most likely has most of its bones broken. The keepers in that zoo should have removed that child long ago. The only thing left now is to euthanize it. The sickest part of that video is that it appears to be part of a seires spanning some time, meaning the sick gently caress who taped it came back to the zoo many times to film this abuse. I really wish I hadn't watched that. Wait what? His thing was in reference to something? Al Borland fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Oct 29, 2014 16:57
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Al Borland posted:
He was talking about a video one of the monkey hate brigade confessions dropped. It's hosed up. Arkanomen posted:Out of morbid curiosity I googled that term and the first youtube that came up. The first loving comment.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:19
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It is actually super weird+a little unsettling how many comments on that video are people wishing harm to the monkey. You'd think there'd be a point where they'd think 'hmmm, maybe this is a little unethical' but apparently not
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Oct 29, 2014 17:32
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ironically the people obsessed with harming little monkeys are, in virtue of this expression of irrational hatred, much like primates themselves
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Oct 29, 2014 17:38
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i thought that confession was fake because poor baby monkey seems like a pretty common phrase and would probably bring up some results of sad monkeys on youtube... but its real i guess and several goons have admitted that they love jacking off to videos of abused monkeys. great job guys.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:41
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Steampunk iPhone posted:i thought that confession was fake because poor baby monkey seems like a pretty common phrase and would probably bring up some results of sad monkeys on youtube... but its real i guess and several goons have admitted that they love jacking off to videos of abused monkeys. great job guys. if the confessions thread has accomplished anything, it is this
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Oct 29, 2014 17:46
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oh and Kane
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Oct 29, 2014 17:46
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Arkanomen posted:He was talking about a video one of the monkey hate brigade confessions dropped. It's hosed up. At first I had no idea what was going on it just looked like a normal baby monkey clinging to its mom. Then poo poo got real. Feel bad for the monkey when the other one started carrying it around like a toy. But yeah glad Im not getting a glee from that. I just don't like monkeys because i view them as filthy and unpredictable.
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Breadallelogram posted:if the confessions thread has accomplished anything, it is this very educational if nothing else
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Oct 29, 2014 19:40
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i like monkeys they are like me, but smaller and with more poop and lice
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Oct 29, 2014 19:46
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also i just watched a few minutes of that video and it's incredibly depressing. if you enjoy watching that, kill urself
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Oct 29, 2014 19:50
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I think we're going to ship this off to the goldmine soon, so if anyone is still holding back some REALLY funny and fairly loving convincing first-person pro-wrestling fanfic, well now's the time.
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Oct 29, 2014 19:57
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Ion Helmet posted:I think we're going to ship this off to the goldmine soon, so if anyone is still holding back some REALLY funny and fairly loving convincing first-person pro-wrestling fanfic, well now's the time. That seems a bit premature, we just heard from John Cena last night.
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Oct 29, 2014 20:14
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I can't even stand looking at the preview for that monkey video because I feel so sad for the little monkey so I'm glad this place hasn't managed to destroy all of my empathy over the past seven years. Also hello from the goldmine future people
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Oct 29, 2014 20:55
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posting from the goldmine
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Oct 29, 2014 20:58
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I'm not home but I'm sure I have like 25 emails in queue. However I highly doubt any of them are so spectacular it's worth keeping the thread open. Just give me enough time to edit the OP with those new dramatic reading links when I get home soon so they aren't lost forever to page 42. Thank you to everyone who participated.
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Oct 29, 2014 21:02
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I want to believe that a wrestler will say something on TV to confirm being a goon. I know it isn't even vaguely likely but it would be a good end to this thread.
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Oct 29, 2014 21:08
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most likely goon candidate was Chris Benoit though so even more unlikely than previously estimated
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Oct 29, 2014 21:08
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I just lurked but this was both the best and worst thread and yeah the idea of Kane being a goon is magical. I want to believe. Thanks for the read/listen, all.
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Oct 29, 2014 21:11
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It was fun while it lasted
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Oct 29, 2014 21:12
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Windows 98, how does it feel about accidently becoming a sin eater from religious lore but for goons?
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Marlamaid Swordhand posted:Windows 98, how does it feel about accidently becoming a sin eater from religious lore but for goons? 
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