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Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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So if you watch the Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver, you likely caught this bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9prhPV2PI

Basically the Supreme Court does not allow camera's into the court room so the nation cannot watch the proceedings. However, they do release audio recordings of the proceedings. This makes it hard to make Supreme Court watchable and not boring... so Jon Oliver has given us the solution... puppy court.



He has provided over 10 minutes of raw footage of a puppy supreme court for us to do full reenactments of the supreme court. It is filled with all kinds of clips you would need for your re-enactment. He has given permission for everyone to use it all as we please related to the supreme court or not.

Thread Creations

Dog Lotus by Stick Figure Mafia - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dIWVQWbmDc

What you need

Raw footage of Dog Court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tug71xZL7yc

And the Supreme Court audio is just over here:

http://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/argument_audio.aspx

Gentlemen, let's help make this happen. Let us work together to make puppy court a thing.

Edit: For time stamps of specific clips, here you go:

Justice Alito [0:19] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=19s
Justice Breyer [1:21] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=1m21s
Justice Ginsburg [1:55] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=1m55s
Justice Kagan [2:47] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=2m47s
Justice Kennedy [3:30] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=3m30s
Justice Roberts [4:20] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=4m20s
Justice Scalia [5:00] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=5m
Justice Sotomayor [5:53] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=5m54s
Justice Thomas [6:39] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=6m41s
Chicken Stenographer [7:15] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=7m15s
Lawyers [7:45] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=7m43s
Courtroom Shots [8:46] - http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=8m45s

Shadoer fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Oct 21, 2014

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Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007
why clarence thomas gotta be the rottweiler

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
which one is that fucker scalia

got a bone to pick with that pup

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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Syphilicious! posted:

why clarence thomas gotta be the rottweiler

It's probably the dog they had on hand.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

which one is that fucker scalia

got a bone to pick with that pup

Here's the youtube link straight to the Scalia footage:

http://youtu.be/tug71xZL7yc?t=5m

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
listening to some audio right now and it honestly just sounds like Kennedy has been drinking. Lol fucker is slurring and stuttering through a case with half assed attention.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I think I did this wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dIWVQWbmDc

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

I laughed so hard at the "ding" part.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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ROTFL

Oh I think you did it right. That worked so brilliantly well!

Shadoer fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Oct 21, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Shadoer posted:

ROTF

Oh I think you did it right. That worked so brilliantly well!

only complaint is it was juggalos :mrgw:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Al Borland posted:

only complaint is it was juggalos :mrgw:

i though tthis was a juggalo safespace

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

i though tthis was a juggalo safespace

People may accidentally poo poo their pants when farting here, but that does not make it a safehaven for juggalos.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

Support a feminist today!


Al Borland posted:

People may accidentally poo poo their pants when farting here, but that does not make it a safehaven for juggalos.

I think that the awesomeness of that video will melt the heart of any person with a juggalo problem and things should be ok.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Make your own comedy, limey john stewart.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

Support a feminist today!


gently caress Your Website posted:

Make your own comedy, limey john stewart.

He has, he put in an arguably immoral amount of money into puppy court so we can join in his laughter.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

John Oliver, Jon[athan] Stewart. Two different first names. gititrite goons

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Gimp Fack posted:

John Oliver, Jon[athan] Stewart. Two different first names. gititrite goons

Xonn Oliver

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