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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Me? I'd have to say Des Moines, Iowa.

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Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007
Shaft.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Close to the cornhole.

Guess how I found out.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

In high school my whole face broke out and I had to form new factions on the fly.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
my pupil swelled up and then a tiny hairy man jumped out and ran off spitting and hissing

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
nvm that might have been a dream i had. sorry.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
aren't sties pretty much just pimples on the edge of your eyelid

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
My employee told me last week that he likes watching pimple-popping videos on YouTube. I almost fired him on the spot.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Guy Fleegman posted:

My employee told me last week that he likes watching pimple-popping videos on YouTube. I almost fired him on the spot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msZCTLXn8yQ

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Back of my knee

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

inside my mouth

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

I am NOT clicking that link. No, no, no I am not.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I got a chicken pox on the head of my dick as a kid

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
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Guy Fleegman posted:

I am NOT clicking that link. No, no, no I am not.

:agreed:

The tip of my elbow. I thought I had scrapped it during construction and then I squeezed it later that night after the pain became unbearable. The pain instantly went away after it popped.

Photosyphilis
Jul 17, 2014

Science rules!
I have one inside of my nose right now. It hurts. Send help :qq:

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

I thought that was the most awkward for me to. Then I got one on my balls, I had to spend hours trying to pop it because the skin is so thin with no tension, (unlike the shaft) (who would't be hard while popping a pimple on their shaft). Ended up just getting a little bit of oil out (waited) squeezed some more then boom... some white stuff came out. Like it is supposed to be

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Photosyphilis posted:

I have one inside of my nose right now. It hurts. Send help :qq:
get a very sharp knife and start stabbing at it youll get it eventually and people dont question nosebleeds usually

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

gently caress you, Al Cowens...that poo poo was awful, but I had to watch until the end to make sure it all got taken care of.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I've hever had a pimple!

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
In-grown hair in pubic region due to shaving, poorly exfoliating, and tight spats

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Al Cowens posted:

In-grown hair in pubic region due to shaving, poorly exfoliating, and tight spats

You exfoliate your mons pubis ? Are you some kind of non hetero male nerd?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
My skincare routine is basically Patrick Bateman's and then I wear subtle makeup too. Destroy gender. But enough talk














have at you!

Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Oct 21, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Guy Fleegman posted:

My employee told me last week that he likes watching pimple-popping videos on YouTube. I almost fired him on the spot.

does he do it on company time? If so go ahead. If not too bad.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Harime Nui posted:

I've hever had a pimple!

Do you not have skin? Or has puberty not hit you yet?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Al Borland posted:

Do you not have skin? Or has puberty not hit you yet?

All my teeth are naturally in perfect alignment too! I'm the homo superior!

67 and still making love
Oct 7, 2005

Peek
a
BLARGH
Right on the band of my foreskin, cos my parents didn't mutilate me when I was a baby.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Twanki posted:

Right on the band of my foreskin, cos my parents didn't mutilate me when I was a baby.

is that how you explain your acne-riddled dick to your potential sexual partners?

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
I got one on my labia once.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Cuniculous posted:

I got one on my labia once.

imma pop your cherry and your pimple with my one-two double punch

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Earlobe, or tucked in the foldy cartilage part of the ear, those were both weird.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
On my loving eyelid D:

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I have no pimples because my skin is a coarse, craggy mineral growth over my flesh and fat.

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
I got one in my armpit once. I was working and felt something strange there. I went into the restroom, lifted my shirt and saw the monster. Out of curiosity, I quickly squeezed it and to my surprise, it was of such great magnitude that I actually heard it pop. I saw something out of the corner of my eye and looked down to the surface of the sink to see this large, bloody mass of...stuff...laying there. It looked like what I would imagine a miniature abortion would look like. Turned out to be a gigantic ingrown hair. Surprisingly it tasted quite sweet.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Church

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Portals posted:

inside my mouth

came to post this, got one on the roof of my mouth once

DNE
Nov 24, 2007
That'd be the bathroom of a 747, Bob.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
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