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i'd make him work on my project car i never have time for. actually gently caress that, i'd make him go to work for me so I could work on my car all day
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I'd probably see him and think, "gently caress, is that what I really look and sound like?!" Then kill him and then myself.
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Oct 22, 2014 06:41
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Guancho posted:i'd make him work on my project car i never have time for. Why not mold your clones into a frightening man-car
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Oct 22, 2014 09:43
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it's not gay if you gently caress your clone so i'd probably gently caress my clone
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Oct 22, 2014 09:50
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two chicks at one time
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Oct 22, 2014 09:51
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freeze him and harvest his organs when I need them
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Oct 22, 2014 10:09
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Probably what Reiker did. Catch up wish him luck and go our separate ways. That or unite and find other clones to commit crimes that I can't be convicted of because I have witnesses of me being elsewhere at the time the crime was committed. Like imagine the poo poo you could get away with. You could be on the other side of town talking to some police about something while the other you robs a jewelry store or some poo poo. And when the police inquire you could be like "Impossible I was with officer so and so at the time!" And they'd be like, "My god you were!"
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Oct 22, 2014 10:10
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If there was another me to duo with in online games, the enemy team wouldn't stand a chance.
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Oct 22, 2014 10:13
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Wicker Man posted:If there was another me to duo with in online games, the enemy team wouldn't stand a chance. That'd work well too. I've always thought, if I had a team of me the poo poo I could get done. MLG clones. Unison wouldn't even need to use teamspeak or poo poo would be like a mind link.
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Oct 22, 2014 10:13
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Al Borland posted:That'd work well too. I've always thought, if I had a team of me the poo poo I could get done. Hell yeah. So frustrating to know how easily the tide can turn if there was only another teammate with your skills and same ideas.
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Oct 22, 2014 10:19
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That's actually a really good idea you could win those big video game tournaments that pay millions and that are usually won by Asians who share a hive mind anyway
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Oct 22, 2014 10:24
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Use it to explore my inner neurosis and work out why the gently caress everyone thinks I am a weirdo. I get the feeling I will watch it interact with people and be all "Oh, that explains it"
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Oct 22, 2014 10:49
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WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:That's actually a really good idea you could win those big video game tournaments that pay millions and that are usually won by Asians who share a hive mind anyway Exactly except were 100% in sync so we'd select our roles from a bag before the tournament practice them to perfection and we'd have like perfect harmony in battle knowing our roles. Not to mention unlike the hivemind asians we'd actually eat and sleep so we'd have that on our side too.
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Oct 22, 2014 10:54
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Identical twins exist. We'd probably do whatever they do. Get in interesting threesomes.
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Oct 22, 2014 10:59
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Get my clone to wait outside in the bushes while I lure my wife into a dark bedroom. After we start getting it on, give a signal for my clone to walk in the front door, flick on the lights and scream "Honey, what the gently caress are you doing?" I think she'd think it was funny.
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Oct 22, 2014 11:30
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lotta people ITT want to gently caress and/or murder their identical twin siblings i can't imagine what your childhoods must have been like
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Oct 22, 2014 11:34
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Have my clone grow a really long beard and wait for a stormy night that I have some friends over for a party or something. Then excuse myself to go get something from the basement and have my clone burst in the front door in a shiny suit and grab the nearest friend and ask them today's date. Then run out screaming "I did it! I did it!"
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Oct 22, 2014 11:40
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Get paid lots of money to act out peoples' twincest fantasies. The money can be spent somewhat efficiently since we can wear each others' clothes and have the same taste in food.
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Oct 22, 2014 11:42
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Al Cowens posted:Get paid lots of money to act out peoples' twincest fantasies. The money can be spent somewhat efficiently since we can wear each others' clothes and have the same taste in food. What if the clone doesn't want to live with you? I mean would you seriously want to live and chill with yourself 24/7?
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Oct 22, 2014 11:43
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Al Borland posted:What if the clone doesn't want to live with you? I mean would you seriously want to live and chill with yourself 24/7? Who does not love the sound of their own voice telling them exactly what they want to hear?
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Oct 22, 2014 11:51
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Al Borland posted:What if the clone doesn't want to live with you? I mean would you seriously want to live and chill with yourself 24/7? Lonos Oboe posted:Who does not love the sound of their own voice telling them exactly what they want to hear? Also, this http://io9.com/why-do-we-hate-seeing-photos-of-ourselves-1450081943
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Oct 22, 2014 11:54
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Al Cowens posted:We'd be so loaded we can afford to have our own places. It's funny I was only explaining that to some actors the other day. I am always happy at how it blows peoples minds and changes their perceptions of everything.
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Oct 22, 2014 12:11
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Does that mean my clone wouldn't look sexy enough to gently caress
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Oct 23, 2014 11:18
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finger its butthole and give it AIDS.
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Oct 23, 2014 11:35
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WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:Does that mean my clone wouldn't look sexy enough to gently caress not to you personally maybe, but your gf/wife would probably still think both of you looked good you could also fix this by making yourself used to other-people-photo you
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Oct 23, 2014 13:02
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Science refuses to clone me because I apparently belong to a disgraceful bloodline.
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Oct 23, 2014 13:07
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can i be invisible instead
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Oct 23, 2014 13:15
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:not to you personally maybe, but your gf/wife would probably still think both of you looked good
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InterFaced posted:I'd just make him go to work so I could smoke weed all day. Came to post this. Beaten already.
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