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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

There's no poll, I don't have plat, suckers. :twisted:

I've got 20 minutes until my class starts, I can either masturbate or eat strawberry jell-o. I can't decide. It's a three hour class so I should probably eat something. WHAT DO I DO?

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Jack it. Eat the cum.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
gently caress the jello and then eat it

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Jerk off into the jello and eat it

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
theirs always room for jello

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I should add that this strawberry jell-o has REAL strawberries embedded in it. So it's pretty good jell-o.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

gently caress your mom

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Stupid slam dunk goon thread,

Jack off on the jello and eat all if it

Lol 5 golden babies sir!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Why not masturbate with the jell-o?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
bring a gun to class

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

amityville anus posted:

Jerk off into the jello and eat it

Efficient multi-tasker. I like how you think, but this strawberry jello has a marshmallow fluff topping on it already, so that just seems like overkill.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The Pudding Option

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Sintax posted:

bring a gun to class

this op, think of all the fucktards that deserve to be eradicated.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Talking to goons has killed my girl boner, so I'm just going to eat the jell-o. I knew you guys could help.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

spooky girlfriend posted:

Talking to goons has killed my girl boner

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Jello is ground up bones

Strawberries are delicious

Please don't commit the sin of Onan

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

if you cant eat jello without your hands then i just don't know

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
Hope you have a good time at your classes OP

vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid

Quickscope420dad posted:

gently caress the jello and then eat it

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
1) make a plastercast mold of your rear end
2) hire someone to make a plastercast mold of my erect junk & ship it to you
3) use the two jello molds to make a gelatin rear end & penis. Stick the one into other and watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.
4) usually a lemon-marshmallow jello dong goes best with a tomato-onion aspic rear end.
5) serve chilled.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat
Shove the Jello up yourself, queef it out during class and shout "Hey Sharon you were right, I was pregnant!"






Then eat the Jello off the floor like a loving animal.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

put the jello in a dog bowl, get on your knees, and faceplant into it while masturbating

if even the thought of that doesn't get you hard and/or wet, you've got bigger problems

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Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I AM BRAWW posted:

Hope you have a good time at your classes OP

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