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Seriously, have any of you ever been out to eat with someone, where the other person has borderline orgasms every time they go to take a bite of their food? That poo poo annoys me to no loving end. Seriously, save that poo poo for the bedroom, I don't want to hear you moaning while I'm eating my steak. Anyone agree?
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Oct 22, 2014 18:42
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i ne er really thought about it that way so no not really .
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Oct 22, 2014 18:44
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porbably will now, thanks jerk
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Oct 22, 2014 18:44
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MMmmmmm ooh yyeeeaaaahhhh God this pie is uhhhh UHHHHH hgmmmmmmpphhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh
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Oct 22, 2014 18:44
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I thought only movies with stupid overacting characters did that none of my friends do that poo poo do these people actually loving exist???
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Oct 22, 2014 18:45
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What about groaning when you pee? Good way to let off some steam.
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Oct 22, 2014 18:47
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I'll have what she's having.
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Oct 22, 2014 18:48
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Junkfist posted:I thought only movies with stupid overacting characters did that none of my friends do that poo poo do these people actually loving exist??? I wouldn't have thought so but a while ago I was sitting near somebody who kept going "mmmmmmmmmmmmm mm-MM-mm" after every single bite. It was really irritating.
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Oct 22, 2014 18:49
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Junkfist posted:I thought only movies with stupid overacting characters did that none of my friends do that poo poo do these people actually loving exist??? Yes, I deal with these kinds of people daily. I can't stand it!
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Oct 22, 2014 18:49
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i have a really fat friend who moangroans almost every bite he takes, maybe because he has to breathe through his nose while he masticates hes not conscious of it and denies it whenever i point it out
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Oct 22, 2014 18:50
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mmm OH WOW mmmph god that's good wow mmmmm geeze u really should try this wow mmmm
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Oct 22, 2014 18:51
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alternatively you're just pissed they're enjoying themselves and your life is composed of 99% hate and resentment
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Oct 22, 2014 18:52
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When my mom eats she slaps her dumb lips around and when her dog sitson the couch with me it always licks its fuckin b-hole and they sound exactly the same... coincidence?? gently caress u mom
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Oct 22, 2014 18:53
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i always eat alone
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Oct 22, 2014 18:54
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#orgasmunching
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Oct 22, 2014 18:55
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I zone in on my macaroni salad and tear through that poo poo like a Torment VI elite pack , mayonnaise covering my pursed perspiring lips, only pausing to sip my carton of chocolate milk
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Oct 22, 2014 18:55
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I get on edge if people smack their lips when they eat or can't do it with their mouth closed. If someone jokes around and makes a smacking "nom nom" sound I get mad. If I had to deal with one of these assholes I'd just take their plate away from them or something Jesus God I can't even imagine trying to deal with this.
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Oct 22, 2014 18:58
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I cum silently during public meals
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Oct 22, 2014 18:58
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nomadologique posted:alternatively you're just pissed they're enjoying themselves and your life is composed of 99% hate and resentment this could be the answer to 99% of threads on gbs
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Oct 22, 2014 19:01
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my old boss was horrible, he would vocalize throughout an entire meal, just going "Mmmmm. mmmmmmmmm. mm!" even when he was chewing I couldn't say anything because he was my boss, but shut the gently caress up when you eat, you are supposed to be eating
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjfLE5uX0A
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