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couldn't you just use helium like a civilized person? or, like, OD on fun drugs? Heroin always seemed like the best way
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Just make sure to kill a bunch of other people before you kill yourself
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Oct 23, 2014 01:18
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4 The Cause posted:if I ever do find happiness, like a good job, friends, or a white woman to share my bed with on cold nights, it will feel that much better. jon pop I've had all these things at one time or another and you're a credulous chump who swallowed a big lie if you think they'll cure your depression or whatever it is that's wrong with you the problem is in your head not in your life circumstances
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Oct 23, 2014 01:18
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Torka posted:jon pop I've had all these things at one time or another and you're a credulous chump who swallowed a big lie if you think they'll cure your depression or whatever it is that's wrong with you What about my 72 white virgins?
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Oct 23, 2014 01:20
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The Mad Archivist posted:lol it's extremely hilarious to post advice on more effectively killing yourself it's not like I mentioned the knot to use.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:20
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Equine Don posted:nine millimeter handgun europellet human being gun. sack up and do it american style .45 acp fo
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Oct 23, 2014 01:20
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Volume posted:Hanging just seems so drawn out and painful. Cause it's not execution style hanging that just snaps your neck, that poo poo suffocates you and that's like at least a couple minutes before you pass out. All the while I'm sure you're only thinking of your burning lungs and saying "gently caress this, take it off!" with some sleeping pills, booze and whatever other psychotropics are prescribed plus a partial suspension hanging you won't feel a thing... for long. you'll also poo poo all over the place and us goons love poo poo
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Oct 23, 2014 01:25
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You pussies would prob do it in the shower or bathtub aka somewhere easy to clean up id do that poo poo in a neighbors living room with a shotgun
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Oct 23, 2014 01:26
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:You pussies would prob do it in the shower or bathtub aka somewhere easy to clean up i'm thinking do it in such a fashion as to cause maximum inconvenience and embarrassment to my family like via a live-streamed massive laxative OD in a tibetan monestary while dressed in a gimp suit and wearing a latex ronald reagan mask
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Oct 23, 2014 01:31
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dee eight posted:i'm thinking do it in such a fashion as to cause maximum inconvenience and embarrassment to my family i'm never asked to these kinds of parties
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Oct 23, 2014 01:34
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dee eight posted:i'm thinking do it in such a fashion as to cause maximum inconvenience and embarrassment to my family my new kink, everything else is such a bore edit: i need trixie hardcore to prescribe me a new kink before i kill myself tia
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Oct 23, 2014 02:07
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unironically always sets the thermostat to 69 crew rep
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Oct 23, 2014 02:37
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What's the fatal amount of posting? I know doctors say you shouldn't post more than 6 times a day but I've seen people with upwards of 100 and they're still...well alive the right word but they're not dead.
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Oct 23, 2014 03:25
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A gun is a good idea, but we don't want to fuel those anti-gun types anymore. Plus jumping off something really high would be cool. In fact it'd be cool enough for you to change your mind on the way down but it's to late, no take backs
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Oct 23, 2014 03:28
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Ramsus posted:A gun is a good idea, but we don't want to fuel those anti-gun types anymore. Plus jumping off something really high would be cool. In fact it'd be cool enough for you to change your mind on the way down but it's to late, no take backs Yeah, cool like ts12.
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